June 5th 2023
Episode 982
This week: Would you live in a lighthouse? Eating chocolate with strangers. Flow arts festival lore. Sugar and the sex lives of roaches. Respect the Repticons. And more. Seatbelts.
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This week: Would you live in a lighthouse? Eating chocolate with strangers. Flow arts festival lore. Sugar and the sex lives of roaches. Respect the Repticons. And more. Seatbelts.
This week: Subterranean fast food tunnels. Montana bans TikTok. The curious case of Natalia Grace. Dr Pimple Popper is an angel. Movie set breakaways. Northern Lights. Religious tattoos. Monkey magic tricks. And more. Seatbelts.
This week:
- Pasadena crimewave
- Breathing mask game
- Lil Durk hates lyrical rappers
- Flirting styles
- & More
Seatbelts.
This week: Weaponized ganja. Truck sweepstakes. James Cameron tops the charts. An oddities Facebook group. The wide world of CTE in sports. Ikea's growing presence. And more. Seatbelts.
This week: The Curly Fry Effect on Saudia Arabia. All my 5,000 babies are AI. DJ Flubs. And more. Seatbelts.
This week: Scams likely. Dump planets. Stiletto Seth. Bow hunting. SAG-AFTRA. John Lennon's 3D glasses. & More. Seatbelts.
This week: Jason Mamoa's uncompromising vodka. Wetzel's Pretzels sick rebrand. Sethlemania. Bigfoot hunting & cock fighting. Nixie is the drink of the summer. Paper-tarians. And more. Seatbelts.
This week:
- Huggable security
- Stevia farmers
- Jonathan's stranded saga
- & More
Seatbelts.
This week: Free range goblins. Sunbathing in India. I want a strong God. Wooly mammoth meatballs. & More.
This week: Ginseng is Made In America. Whatever is gonna kill us is already in the water. Conscripted Korean boyfriends. No bank robbers in Denmark. Parkour debt runs. Moviefone is BACK. Locals-only super cruises. Jonathan is quirky like Zooey Deschanel. Sea World's poacher coaster. And more.
This week: Jonathan invented ASMR. ChatUYD. Going to see my good friend Demi Moore in a movie. Goldie Hawn lies. Mental sensuality. Seth encounters a mysterious stranger outside his home. Do you know who my tiny baby is? Nude drawing IQ test.
This week: Outing stolen priest valor. America's deadliest jobs. Meat shaming. Rude Australian actors capitalizing on the Karen craze. Crackdown on department store thefts. Loser dude science pervs.
This week: YO EGGS! Fecal transparency. Jonathan Wick. Send us pics of your trucks. Digital psychedelics. CHUDS versus TMNT.
Looking at our grandfathers' dick pics and laughing. Gaga asks no questions. Matthew Broderick is a great driver. Staying strapped at the airport. Alcoholism is my disability.
Dual 3-decade podcasters, Seth's trip to Hawaii, powerful Maui winds, happy that Owen Wilson is still alive, opening day Sonic, Crypto: OUT, Artificial Intelligence: IN, Uhh Yeah AI, Coke Move, upcoming asteroids, Grandma Space, getting snowed in with your Step-Grandma, Umbrella Weekend, digital nomads, living with no power in LA, nobody knows Pete Holmes, dumb money for podcasting, white men can jump, and surviving the podcasting long-game.
Reflecting on the history of UYD, checking in with Voyager 1, music from space, 25 things you don't know about Holly Madison, counterfeit Mexican meds, anxiety and your brain, opening the demonic gene-pool flood gates, Car Clits, The History of Truck Nuts, The Safest Countries In The World, ruining July 29th forever, more billions for Nevada, picking up strays, learning to suffer less, and inventing the 5th element.
In the midst of celebration, AI poetry, The Bob Marley One Love Experience, everything's a dupe, paying for premium movie seats, Wild At Heart at 13, Frosted Lemon Cheerios, Jonathan's upcoming Japanese trip, the grip strength of sloths, you can never root for the hunter, the nightmare sound of 100,000 hens, The Best Smoking States, AI Music, cancelling Valentine's Day, and I just want more Reggaeton bangerz.
Over 5 Million Podcasts, JeBron Lames, is UYD a virgin?, ice saunas, toxic forever chemicals in fish, 31 year old Christian embryos, median ages, Froyo's 2nd act, climate friendly fast food, Seth's jury duty, urban lizard evolution, and you should have had the almonds.
New improved Pepsi Max, raw dogging panax, Starry is for Gen Z, synthetic pig erections, celebrity bow hunters, Amazon is everywhere, Seth visits Ben & Jerry's, younger people have zero phone etiquette, 26 things you don't know about Harry Hamlin, bear resistant products, marshmallows and fishhooks, and what if Jennifer Aniston and Kelly Slater had a child?
Cottage cheese is the moment, the power of the pipeline, plant based Korean meats, chest bumping with the bros, vaccines for bees, the oldest living American, stolen age valor, sober gossips, messages for your 100th birthday, attacks on power substations, full tactical Billy Bob's, The Parent Test, Dr. Penis Penis, visiting the Mercedes dealership, The Iowaska Church of Healing, enormous and oiled, and there's no such thing as a bad trip/bad lift.
Newsweeks from the past, medication jingles, how musicians listen to music, labor violations at Chick-fil-A, putting truck nuts on a bald eagle, the bartering bus driver, the old guys are out, psychic surgeons, every twister twists, two levels of boredom, finding stillness, and Seth Hobotelli.
Who wants the Jordan poster?, the fur of undomesticated animals, allergic to sesame, returning items to Nordstroms, lighting the Hollywood sign at night, things found in human rectums, legal Vermont marijuana, a man with no state, Newsweek from 2003, another billion dollars for Nevada, Tom Brady and his son, The GOAT Kisser, a plastic covered ocean floor, GetHuman is a powderkeg, and gotta get the coin points.
Shoutout to south of the border UYD fans, the end of JAH-nathan's Poetry, Dan Fielding rides again, the first dentist in South Cheyenne Wyoming, revisiting 2013, the collective clitoral awareness, unmarking the beast, synthetic cocaine, Newjack laboratories, getting duped in video chat, like clits in the night, sexually harassing your boss, race realists, The Last Penis Related Study of 2022, Mother Clit, NFL's Covid Refund, Jonathan heading to Japan, and preserving Hobart.
The UYD Christmas Choir, The Hollywood Christmas Parade, MXQ LifeWater is the new Grindr, Christmas toffee, percentage of haunted houses in America, finding loaded guns in airports, everyday bug-out bags, Seth watches Avatar 2, cats love Juicy G, Clitsssss, JAH-nathan's Poetry, AI meets AC, chromium crushing, and raising the clit for 2023.
A testament to greatness, burying nuclear waste for 10,000 years, a land of Slender Mans, Happy Birthday Cap'n, droppin' copters in Ketchikan, dying in paradise, USA Today Snapshots, meaningful coincidences, everyone bawls in the psychosphere, suckling lagniappes, 2022 porn stats and searches, Flip That Jock 6, JAH-nathan's Poetry, The Zuckernerd Hospital, 17 years of podcasting, and living long enough for The Godfather rerelease.
The mandate is laughter, what do you call a Fatburger in France?, 25 things you don't know about Chris Redd?, USA Today Snapshots, best looking mugshots of the week, empathy robots, more Element voicemails, cockfighting on an exceptional scale, The 2023 Color of the Year, never helping a man in distress, no hooch for you, The Annual Screenplay Blacklist, preparing for Pandora, recording with your Ray-Bans, and JAH-nathan's Poetry.
Twinkie candy canes, nut puns, Tagalog Max Headroom, The Boil Down Sessions, 25 things you don't know about Jenna Bush Hager, coming from a place of murder, the least reliable automobile, corrupted by wealth, can canned water help the planet?, mainland suckers, brain damage sensing mouth guards, if we had fun then we won, a myopic world, can you taste the terps?, JAH-nathan's Poetry, Vegas tastes, and the trouble with leap-seconds.
Happy Birthday to The Sagi's, surviving Covid, brutal autumn, Hollywood's most henpecked husbands, Jeff Dunham's tiny people, not intended for eyes, giving money to the poor makes them happy, small hands on the killing floor, Tuno Melts, Mountain Don't, Cobra Cane, how big is a hunting party?, turnabout is deer play, JAH-nathan's Poetry, USA Today Snapshots, On Patrol: Live, buying weed in Arizona, Native No Mas, Boring Beverly Hills, and Nepo Babies don't want your life.
UYD: Ride again.
Life-taking emails, The Hit Kids, long term group chats, The Influencer Agreement, mispronouncing celebrity names, The 2023 AVN Award Nominees, wearing it better than Charli D'Amelio, still cheering for The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, The Long Night's Moon, deadly Samsung refrigerators, JAH-nathan's Poetry, knucking biting, USA Today Snapshots, the existence of X-Files, and praise the Cameltonians.
Counting up to 8 billion, nervous about visiting a weed shop?, overseas military slot machines, Lo Mein Mondays, saying goodbye to Parade Magazine, falling out of bed, the Sonoran Desert toad, bufo-breeding, Seth's bucket list, smearing the name of Kermit Castellanos, The Guilty Floor, it's easier to forget than remember, The Truth Baguette, JAH-nathan's Poetry, and beat-synchronized rats.
UYD: Nobody dies.
The funniest billionaires, JAH-nathan's Poetry, wearing two separate socks, computers for olds, fucking the neanderthals to death, throwing bottle caps at monkeys, giving your child a smartphone, The Authentic Generation, the sweet spot of astrology, USA Today Snapshots, leaving your meat-body, losing fat and Fatty, illegally listening to UYD in Canada, Seth's TV Picks, animals teaching you how to love, rising for Judy Justice, watching TV on the internet, The Media Gandhi, and using Thanksgiving as pre-pro for New Years.
Life is a highway, Seth picks up the 'rona, saying goodbye to Fatty, Happy Birthday Marcia, muling fall foliage, blowing an acorn, Pandoran Flakes, Ask Maryland, voting for mayor of LA, USA Today Snapshots, holiday flavored chips, JAH-nathan's Poetry, Nevada's casino winnings, thriving adults, the age at which you are unhappiest, radioactive schools, and the lottery ticket fractal.
UYD: Zoomed in too far, a couple of times.
Saving The Complex, 25 things you don't know about Jennifer Tilly, a home invasion captured during the podcast, USA Today Snapshots, cocaine or coffee?, too young to be healing, sending vibrations through an email, Talkin' Tilly's, The Patriot Awards, the original Toyota headquarters, dying from exhaustion, JAH-nathan's Poetry, UYD's science archives, The Spaghetti Challenge, The Covid Conquerors, limited edition gum flavors, the first Fatburger of the Congo, and beware of high magic.
Autumn support, on demand residuals, a young James Woods, Seth's writing credits, USA Today Snapshots, Satan's classroom, JAH-nathan's Poetry, The Red List of Threatened Species, Fuck Night at the zoo, finishing Columbo, we are pure energy, slowing the earth's spin, how do we know that time exists?, Seth's sound baths, The Vine American Party Store, plant-based creamers, The Aerosol Arts, and wide open throttles.
Waiting for your breakfast salad, taken over by Halloween, the countdown to Christmas, sexy Pinhead, I ain't ever scared, no one has friends on Linkedin, holiday themed potato chips, chimpanzee drummers, JAH-nathan's Poetry, you are traffic, saying goodbye to Dead & Company, the dangers of 3rd hand smoke, upcoming stamps, low energy crypto, growing purple tomatoes, and The Butterscotch Bandits.
No Namaste, the date on which you receive your fall foliage, vanilla TV remakes, defining 4D, Station 19 vs LA Trash Bins, Dreyer's vs Edy's, never getting duped by VR, JAH-nathan's Poetry, high powered laser facilities, you not allowed to watch Ring Nation, don't fuck with Astro, Customer Wars, riding along with Danny Brown, prime alligator season, The CIA Podcast, why are podcasts so popular?, earning a trillion dollars a month, kayaking in the LA River, and 100 years of The Hollywood Sign.
Cowboys and Indians Magazine, turquoise-ian wisdoms, getting rinsed by Mötley Crüe, Rom-Com's won't heal us, The Golden Ticket Awards, challenging what you know about water slides, Seth wants his $2.35, getting tracked by your bank, USA Today Snapshots, human flavored snacks, the post-rock connection, Slint vs Tortoise, men harassing their female bosses, JAH-nathan's Poetry, and being changed forever by LSD.
Hands-free podcasting, is Seth wrong about The Red Hot Chili Peppers?, getting mushrooms from your dad, cutting and cashing checks, the disabled vs the homeless, the wardrobe of Jerry O'Connell, straight mayonnaise, fission vs fusion, the best entrance into the soft drink space in over a millennia, baby's first Ticonderoga, The Blackwing 602, Burning Man highlights, don't tell children that they're smart, poisoning paradise, JAH-nathan's Poetry, USA Today Snapshots, getting out of crypto, out travelers and solo sex trips, powdered fisting lube, 25 things you don't know about Chrissy Metz, and still Leapin'.
The poor-man's Porsche, life starts over in the fall, Z Cavaricci High School, double 3 decades of podcasting, flat daddy furniture, Bike Blues and BBQ, too great to hate, FAT Brands and The FAT Family, states with single area codes, Occupy WeHo, The Soprano's Convention, JAH-nathan's Poetry, USA Today Snapshots, swole ass calves, and Seth's biggest button.
Working with the felt tip, celebrating your birthday with Ken Burns, demented television watching, the cruel mistess, listening to The Rings of Power, high frame rate hobbit feet, the dentist office crossword, BB King vs Elvis, the terrible parents of Generation Gap, the unusual sentiments of Cards Wishes, the richest billionaires by state, waiting in line for Chick-fil-A, JAH-nathan's Poetry, high and tight, USA Today Snapshots, shadowboxing Yu-Gi-Oh!, and the 48 hour A SHOC workweek.
UYD: I and you keep killing it.
It's Virgo Season, OnlyCats, midwestern vagabonds, Birthday Bros, downward dog impulses, JAH-nathan's Poetry, Scorsesian grapplings, tortilla socks, 4th wave perineum tanners, cyber-flashing, physical naked comedy, countrying on, dwindling jobs in the Metaverse, bonding in VR, Kiddie Kai, doing doughnuts for Dominic Toretto, The Tucker Torpedo, the poor choices of Olivia Wilde, and the ever-working Shia.
Old school Friday shows, spanking in schools, LA's water narc's, Ask Marilyn, comparing a match to the sun, Nevada's casino winnings, gas station gambling, JAH-nathan's Poetry, fruit bowls and big dicks, the hustler money blog, dumb kids with arrogant mullets, what is Aquaman's real name?, don't let your babies grow up to be busters, insta-bowls, The Fluff Festival, back to school safety tips, no tricks just treats, and Seth watches The Princess Bride.
The Dallas Cowboy's preseason, 45 is built different, keeping your lotto winnings a secret, Samantha and Seth's Law, sending slander through the mail, extraterrestrial cement, Seth's TV Picks, Ask Marilyn, maggot filled food, SAG member perks, naming the six Subaru's, bone crushing dogs, The Plant Based World Expo, The Plant Based Kevin Hart, pardon our technical difficulties, Mega Droughts vs Mega Floods, JAH-nathan's Poetry, Return of the Dream Canteen, question your shamans, inventing podcasting and Rock and Roll, and great art vs art that you love.
The taste of Dreamworld, finding love through astrology, The Cuck King, Jonathan's phone number, Army bras, The History of Bozo, 25 things you don't know about Lauren Conrad, drunk Americans, the world's oldest Jaden, bio-hacked chihuahuas, revisiting JAH-nathan's Poetry, LA to NYC in under 3, the city registry, the honor in being caught, The Los Angeles Death Book, and pleading Dasani.
Pre-show dip, The Meme Wars General, Hulkamaniacs in training, The 6th Love Language, the unfunny Emmy's, Men In The Hall, a warning from AAA, jus sanguinis, the strongest part of a tree, The Storm of the Season, Seth's parking ticket, singing to infants, and the 4 phases of water.
It's BAU, saying "Good-Day" to Days of Our Lives, watching HBO on Discovery, heavy plant warnings, Snickers Skirt Steak, accidental access to The Cracker Barrel, go woke - go broke, congestion pricing, the return of The Little League World Series, The 2022 Burning Man Theme, more elderly abuse on Generation Gap, pausing legalized sports betting, Aaron Rodgers on ayahuasca, Pumpkin Season is upon us, and Coca-Cola Dream Drink.
Happy Birthday Jerry, installing AC in The Tenement Museum, biting on foil, damaged brains and loving Jesus, flustered bubbas, a notice of filming, 13 seasons of NCIS, LL adjacent, The $7 Billion Spectrum Murder, a doubling of debt, the automotive money pit, driving for harvest, putting your mayoral foot down, no one wanted the McPlant, psychodelic peer suport, freebasing with your phrogger, calling Jonathan, The Final Zuck-Report, from inmate to roommate, and living in Leo season.
It's Jonathan's season, face-blasted snakes, dingo eaten babies, what to do with Nevada's billions, preparing for the 2028 Olympics, visiting The Cowboys training camp, hot dog flavored candy corn, crypto for psychos, more elderly abuse on Generation Gap, drone delivery is finally here, Peter Frampton is in you, signs of phrogging, and The Omnivore Trails.
The Golden Throated Podcaster, getting Taft-Hartley'ed, X.X.L., beating the Boston Police Commissioner, death by rocket parts, being mastorbated on a plane, Happy Birthday Vegenaise, voicemails for Element Electronics, the ballooning gender gap, insider movie trading, the study of human relationships, The American Sociological Association Annual Meeting, Seth's AFTRA breach, dabbling in the crystal arts, resisting your desires, and starting an OnlyFans.
Celebrities that disregard the Los Angeles water budget, muleskinners and madams, the deadman's hand, Lester Nielsen vs Lester Nielson, pandemonium at the Seabrook Nuclear Power Station, talking shapes, elder abuse on primetime ABC, V for Valor, Gordon Ramsay eats a stunning vegan dish, human pig hearts, and trying to find a hit-man.
The southern most point in the US, new foods at The Texas State Fair, going vintage at Burning Man, setting records with Eric "Badlands" Booker, In A Dream, the many pools of California, The Good Food Institute, squatting and phrogging, buying a dinosaur, paying Spectrum for your murder, going psychoglycemic, Confederate holidays, cognitive pilot overload and a candy store of distraction, and Johnny Postmates always wins.
It feels like home, the generation gap, doing grandma dirty, Will Ferrell and the funniest movies of all time, Elf's dad is dead, K-FUCK, getting a masters in white-lung, Gin and Juice vs Jump Around, Tim McGraw vs Dylan Scott, Virginia's first casino, ex-coalminer massages, the polluted waters of Delaware, 100 years of The Hollywood Bowl, James Olson: The Spirit Actor Animal, Department of Alcoholic Beverage Services, Dr. Truly, and Tim referencing Tim.
Seth's memorial tree, balancing on one foot, cuff-based devices, blood pressure tattoos, #YouAreMyElvis, The Private Club of the Satan's Helpers, frozen Papa Gino's pizza, Amazon's clothing store, microscopic mites, Kim and Kanye's children, stumbling upon a military bunker, and narcing on your kids.
A journey into truth, receiving a call from UHH YEH DUDE, chatting with Alexa AI, kicking it with Rohit, The Worst Beach in LA, pepperoni seagulls, the study of crypto currency, walking the runway with JW Anderson, body odor shaping experiences, Occu-soaps, America's least favorite veggies, card carrying member Seth, preaching the gospel without compromise, The Malibu Medium, and the last surviving member of UYD.
UYD: Same-sex non-romantic click-friends.
The musical themes of John Tesh, a bevy of beverages, The Barq's Placenta, perfumed trash, self induced electric shocks, Phrogging, humans only have 100 years left, The Paper-Cut Challenge, The History of Water Torture, meat made from air, Beef-A-Roo, selling weed at the farmer's market, early morning mud and Mraz, digital driver's licenses, more shows for Judge Judy, did anyone rewatch Nip/Tuck?, USA Today Snapshots, and global fire fucking.
No mulligans, one last thing with MGK, Mama Natch said "No pod", the oldest cars on the road, The Hooter's Birthday Song, Democratic Vampires vs Republican Demons, in-store ordering is now available at Veggie Grill, no bull-shit hamburgers, signs of being semi-ghosted, earning one billion dollars a month, responsible beverage training, USA Today Snapshots, Seth's TV Picks, delicious floor sealant for tiny tummies, and the time warp of Billy Reeds.
Giving the best product possible, The Original Pod, The Murky Lines Family Workshop, speaking to animals, dogs and sarcasm, new courses at Emerson College, awarding the third stringers, no bees / no teachers / no lifeguards, a play about LeBron James, the only clean pool in Vegas, futile pet care, dripping off the bone, contaminated disposable gloves, peaches in name only, water infractions, and an abomination of protocol.
8000 feet closer to the sun, s'more of S'Mores, the life of Coconut, crying during movies, not hating Top Gun: Maverick, drugged up Incan children, the bands of Sonic Bloom, teaching self defense in school, the last remaining nudie mag, Seth visits the fire station, Jay Copeland Roadway and Justin Guarini Way, and Salisbury dick wipes.
It was Mitch and CJ, mind your mind, 10 new saints, preparing for Superbowl LVII, no Mick Jagger parties, Seth's TV Picks, the fate of a talkative man, the return of Ringling Bros, cosmic love, daytime lesbian vows, non-Na'vi Nevadans, campfire permits, basket eating beetles, and Jonathan Regardless.
Keeping things tickety-boo, peeking behind the SAG curtain, the power of improv, the plural of Matrix, The Horrible Hundred, tan hot water with flea eggs, electric fire engines, taking down Elon, the con is always on, lifeguard shortages, not helping Jack Nicholson, moon dirt, no more videos on Yo! MTV Raps, piss drinking dolphins, dumping radioactive water, and the passion of podcasting.
Deeply cathartic, gambling's best month ever, allergic to Yaamava', The Rainbow Gathering, respecting the honeybee, film disclaimers, Encino Woman, Logan and The Dark Knight, listener supported / jungle thriving, Tudor's Biscuit World, Gino's vs Papa Gino's, valor theft, nyctophobia, mega-droughts, warbal gloming, banned furs, ocean memory, and Tropical Twinkies.
More than a friend, 96 in a Hagar, throwback American Girl Dolls, Crystal Starshooter, retiring the iPod, since 2006, exclusive and all inclusive, ancient viruses from the ocean, The Best Musical of the Year, dueling Michael Jackson's, poking Bubbles, The Summer of Plum, scouting locations for Bosch, we need a ghost or a UFO by Christmas, birthday cake sunscreen, Reef & Beef, and Curbstomp Saturdays.
Saying goodbye to TV schedules, comments left for Roku, covered in gravy, Columbo is the best, geofence warrants, Anderson Cooper investigates marijuana, US flag codes, siblings graduating 27 years apart, trying to censor the internet, in bed with Maya Angelou, committing crimes on the moon, USA Today Snapshots, The Pumpernickel Kid, a love of deli foods, and the custodian spanking room.
UYD: Artisanal Whites.
Sith Romatelli, sober baseball viewing, 4% capacity, Tootsie: The Musical, still working 9to5, Jonathan's new friend, the flavor-roll, sexual slavery role play, The Pussy Posse Prospect, US Today Snapshots, official church merch, Jesus done scaled, climate havens, comminity college classes, saying goodbye to feral hogs, hugging Axl, Benz Bros talkin' cars, driving loafers and gloves, iron sharpens iron, and Kid Jesus.
We da best, Home Alone in Uzbek, terrible father/terrible snake handler, time might not exist, The Balloon Spectacle, Jonathan's street racing, The Sea Hero Champion, Mama Gabrielle's Sweet Tea, ads on sports uniforms, elaborate code signaling, USA Today Snapshots, DMT Blast Offs, tasting good like a cigarette should, eating 8 sturgeons a month, Baskin Robbins changes everything, and assuming the worst about UYD.
Live from Tinseltown, Seth returns from Hawaii, bloody knees and moondust, in the midst of SEALs at all times, how can you be a new legend?, cancelling Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Freevee is a terrible name, Nova Scotian Popeyes, getting tattoos and Hep C in prison, 3 Kmarts, The Town of Yesteryear, USA Today Snapshots, The Cody Jamboree, .99 cent tea, Coke Byte, and phone only tacos.
UYD: Breaded and boneless.
Professional podcasting, pumping and swearing, swollen twats, foreigner-only casinos, the underwhelming McPlant, strong as steel - light as plastic, the study of polymers, love letters to realtors, The Hunkstie Boys, catching up with CBS, Jerry O'Connell is the funniest guy in the office, what happens on a phone sex line?, let your tokens do the talking, and Seth's Hawaiian vacation.
Vessels of peace, questions for Jared Leto, USA Today Snapshots, Justin DeForest, plastic blood, Clean Ocean Action: Double Trouble, hooked on mango-creamsicle, legal jazz dancing, banning The Carolina Squat (aka The Tennessee Tilt), how big are Bigfoot's tires?, Hummingbird from Pepsi, the return of Judy Justice, the return of Bosch, the price of pothole damage, no cops and no coppin' feels, flies and forensics, and keep an eye on your people.
One of life's greatest pleasures, the prequel to Mindfreak, the intent of chimpanzees, UPS on the moon, the commercial lunar-market, a new Corvette raffle, driving 130 mph, unpleasant urban environments, the need for fractals, drinkable sunscreen, the integrity dupe, USA Today Snapshots, crime survivor DNA, and winning the lifetime achievement for podcasting.
Environmental art experiences, eating roadkill, jerk mule deer, 7 generations of Na'vi, UKPD, noggin knockers, the 1 murder in Denmark, Waba-wide steaks, divorced vegan dads, ruined by Starlight, Pepsi Nitro, Not Your Daddy's Beverages, deleting 23 hours of evidence, USA Today Snapshots, The Preppsident of the United States, trying to explain soccer, Jack in the Box bought Del Taco, nominations for The Hollywood Walk of Fame, you gotta check in on Virginia Madsen, Snoopy Warhol, and getting on Funko's radar.
UYD: Redefining Radio.
America's Go-To Podcast, the most famous person to get a UYD business card, Jay Leno's Rodney Run, celebrities that can't stop, the effects of lead gasoline, the first plastic baby, leaving a billion dollars in Nevada, relating genomes, Samantha's Oculus, free-climbing in VR, slack life, dying doing what you love, The Keyboard Cowboys, Chick-fil-A in PR, lead filled eagles, the best tasting water in the world, and laughing at your TDS levels.
Space flavored beverages, Mtn Dew Legend, Janet Jackson reveals herself, dueling Chippendales docs, the history of CHiPs, waiting for the buzz to die down, New Mexico needs corpses, RealDolls with guts, finding 8 human heads, Native American majiuana cards, anti-semitism in Kentucky, Seth for State Representative, save the whales, beaten over bbq, Hitler was a vegan, study finds that facemasks mask the face, and built on the backs of women.
UYD: Mavericks in a burgeoning field.
Loving all the Cages, playing as slow as possible, sexy immune systems, ranking the Brody's, liquified sperm, the pollution from gas stoves and cow farts, National Automatic Door Day, having excellent mental health and Jesus, a rise in AC use, how many electric cars are there?, and USA Today Snapshots.
An elixir for my spirit, free personality testing, The Cascadia Subduction Zone, The Erotic-Fire Tsunami, the slogans of Kingsford Charcoal, degrading scent genes, it's the time to grind, adopted by a murderer, USA Today Snapshots, the superior rock climbing doc, Billions vs Succesion, same sex commuters, and the mediocre rise of podcasting.
It's a big ole country, a pound of smiles, the biggest gay nightclub in the US, 20 year square, micro don't work, 50 years of The 'bow, regrowing limbs, boneless toes, The High Incident Badits, USA Today Snapshots, a billion dollars in winnings, MGK at hockey's halftime, mini-kraken's, video is the way, The Who concert disaster, living free starts with death, and being born on 2-22-22.
My deepest longest lover, on our way to Rumspringa, snippin' wires, The Avocado Cartel, where's The Kitten Bowl?, Seth's Super Bowl Experience, USA Today Snapshots, a boner and a Whatchamacallit, 1 year and 1 day away from Lachey, cannabinoids for the NFL, The No Limit Army, Stuck: Too Hot for TV, a digital only future, cock-unsure, sugar marriages, and saying goodbye to The Jackass Crew.
What sign is UYD?, The International Circus Hall of Fame, 100 days of sulfuric acid, the backlash from The Swarm, endangered bees, Bosch: Legacy, being ashamed of Emerson, 16 and rising, celebrating a midwestern winter, turning your life over to Invisibly, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, and be careful what you wish for.
16 and Fab, the past crimes of pig-heart boy, the priciest state in the nation, Help City, the return of Papa Larroquette and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, USA Today Snapshots, 25 things you don't know about Jordana Brewster, conflict entrepreneurs, mail for Seth's mom, The International Shark Attack File, it's all about horseplay, an irrational fear of lakes, Ask Jonathan, and putting the You in UYD.
Facial recognition restaurants, The McDLT, 5G at the airport, Christian ride share, Seth's 7-Eleven, America's original sandwich cookie, fake businesses on Google, the world's largest cast iron skillet, perpetual stew, USA Today Snapshots, the death of freshwater mussels, smoking on screen, Ask The Captain, and Vegan Girlscout Cookies.
Growing Up X, crunching the generations, COVID Samplers, strangers tracking your phone, cancelling The Hills, all eyez on 2pac, The Harris Hills Ski Jump, Jonathan hits the slopes, no smoking in Crypto, USA Today Snapshots, 3 helmets for 3 passions, I killed a zombie and the world cried, Ask Jonathan, a quick splash of manliness, Yemeni Coffee, power plants on the moon, Mtv Streamers, spreading genes, pouring honey on wounds, and there are no off=planet avocados.
Venom extractors, cables to Hong Kong, Abe Lincoln's cherry tree, radioactive waste in Boise, The Restaurant of the Future, thoughtless concepts, Rock The Universe, Kanye's Christian music, still making maps, fucked in Steamboat Springs again, The World's Largest Gun Store, The Pornhub Year in Review, classic scissoring, and The Heavy D Fluffernutter.
The Road to 1000, AV Masters, Art Mann, Red Dragon vs Unicorn flavored, The Superbowl Stowaway is back on, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Podcast, The "Never Miss A Superbowl" Club, USA Today Snapshots, gifting air horns, The Colors of the Year, they hate us for our Glidden, TikTok on TV, Potato Expo 2022, stadium soil chips, honoring the gesture, cooling cubes, President Drescher, tips for background actors, straight to Peacock, and selling Seth's playoff ticket.
Celebrating 900 episodes, the legacy of Jonathan's end table, the party is contagious, Roma-Psi-Epsilon, Penthouse: Now with more fluids, Secrets of Playboy, small town pharmacists, The McMuffin Men, the perfect soda, vapor showers, symbiotic morning glory's, dirty mountain water, pushing John Wick, taking the Apple TV survey, Tarot devotee, un-Bogartian cigarette smoking, speaking up in the workplace, 2 Tie Roma, no more Ibiza, The Postman vs Waterworld, and on the road to 1000.
Finishing up my latest 'ku, preparing for CES, transforming the way you think about kitchen faucets, radioactive lemonade, fast casuals for stoners, conquering vegan seafood, Mussel Mondays, Memphis Prayer 365, is Alpha Con real?, The Whateverse, a lack of Pespi Zero Sugar, The Superbowl Stowaway, California grown olive oil, chocolate gravy, reopening Typhoon Lagoon, USA Today Snapshots, 2022: The Realest Year, emoji drug codes, and binging Numb3rs.
$100,000 per episode, 2022 will be the best year, Pictionary is a hit, don't call spicy a trend, how old are your ears?, do you have a history of Rock and Roll?, USA Today Snapshots, 42 grams of weed, robotic pizza, 25 things you don't know about Katherine Schwarzenegger, drafting women for the US Army, flipped Future-nam, what is the best license plate?, The Bourbon Street Sinners, football teams without cheerleaders, the longest lasting vehicles, on the cusp of bugging out, not boyfriend material, the best badminton players in the world, nonstop predators, and castrated coaches.
It's great to see you, Mountain Dew Gingerbread, how to get a Sci-Ti agent, the sour milk stank, how to make a billion dollars a month, wise words from Miss Universe, The 2021 Hollywood Black List, we don't pay for parking in Hollywood, 4 women named Alexa, mystery makes a resurgence, USA Today Snapshots, B.C. snapping, a laugh track for slam poetry, 25 things you don't know about Jeremy Sisto, the color of the year, and graduating from Crack College.
The road to 900, The Golden Age of Podcasting, Jesse Metcalfe is just like us, USA Today Snapshots, a fresh juicy swiff, Leonard Maltin is still alive, dying before Crossroads, Nero's Law, Skid Rokyo, Tactical Companions, Catman, putting astrology to the test, Seth Rising, The Heart of America, crypto naming, ballin at The Ball, smelling hex, The World's Best Fruitcake, conflict beans, and the fruitlessness of the journey.
Sagittarius Season, secretive drivers, the press release has evolved, multigenerational podcasting, emotionally well rested, the return of Neil Young, this motion picture features smoking, I want hairy feet, fentanyl laced marijuana, the filet mignon of chicken, Deion Larroqutte, The 2022 AVN Awards, not my grandpa, not my thicc nana, The Sexiest Twins in Real Estate, pornographic billboards, USA Today Snapshots, and Cowboy Nokia.
Doing all things by horoscope, the heart of a Leo, warm creative driving, Jonathan's first float, strictly soundbath, Kurve on Wilshire, changing the inputs for Judge Judy, Seth's Dreamhouse, USA Today Snapshots, a time for gifts, 2021's Game of the Year, it's all about the dupe, The California State Fair, Blue Lives Matter Weed, snowmobile enthusiasts, The 23 Minute Rider, preparing for the Dub Deuce Deuce, and can Ben still dunk?
Never heard of The 101, not selling newspapers at newsstands, stealing Seth's identity, littering in a Tesla, USA Today Snapshots, La Brea is still on, TV was meant to unwind, is sci-fi straight garbage?, remaking Road House, Ask Jonathan, Cameo Island, turtles of the world, Seth's snorkeling adventure, the return of The Hollywood Christmas Parade, The Podcast Bus, Cowboys vs Saints, mentally in the apartment, The Larroquette Double Ban, and Xenotransplantaion.
Back breaking yoga, G.O.A.T. Fuel, Station 19 is back, The Best Films of 2021, what that carnage mouth do?, Americans doing less rock pushing, Judge Judy's booty, a new Dairy Queen for White Bluff, the rugged Anson Mount, the most famous person from North Dakota, true polar wander, the causes of climate change, my truck my choice, movies translated into Navajo, language is a living thing, dubbing UYD, USA Today Snapshots, and how to fight the knowledge battles.
UYD: Everything in every language.
On the road to 900, how to not be creepy, 25 things you don't know about Zac Brown, USA Today Snapshots, a change in banking policies, saying goodbye to 3G, abandoned digital, Second-Net, the Sci-Ti open house, porn simple, the last playmate, The Penthouse substitution, is your dildo gender inclusive?, it's everyone's fault except mom's, and The Full Beaver Moon of No Nut November.
Live from The Back Room @ Colectivo in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, we beat em, Seth watches Dune, tuck in with Tucker Carlson, preparing for daylight's savings, the smoker's rental car grift, Malibu kids don't do Spirit, The Countdown to Christmas, Hallmark vs Lifetime, meme dating, Cracker Barrel ghosts, will dogs eat spoiled food?, significantly Irish, better than Bono, The Greatest Songs of All Time, streaming videos at work, new coffee tech, Old Driver Safety Awareness Week, official state pastries, Tag Championships, finger tattoos in The Coast Guard, Ask Jonathan, getting jammed up, winter in Vegas, getting back into the theaters, showing skin whilst golfing, Seth's fall foliage, crazy arrestable sentiments, and The Bootie Butler.
Vegan hard boiled eggs, The Dickey Murders, interactive dreaming, removing the UYD sticker, cheerleaders creating a story, touchable holograms, elevators of the future, USA Today Snapshots, the catfish reversal, first responder stolen valor, free coffee and fucking, where the docent needs to shine, rigitoni and pocketkives, Jim Bowie vs Davy Crockett vs David Bowie, and on the heels of Ganesh.
Celebrating 60 years of Papa Gino's, you gotta drive to see The Driver, loving Phantom of the Paradise, hating Escape From L.A., Seth Clips gets eliminated, Burning Man 2022, 11-6-5-6, Chaz Play, the true horror of Jake Gyllenhaal, USA Today Snapshots, twink lot lizards, The McPlant, inedible Crossroads nuggets, cancelling The Giant Omelette Celebration, beware of the dragon-daddy's, it's just The Steen's, the mediocre return of Chris Hansen, made-to-fade tattoos, K-9 blood banks, watched over by delicate angels, and Desert Juniper (Amongst Friends).
Loving you at 6:55, chasing the cotton candy high, the Breezers rot-gut, the world's oldest living person, experimental seafood, sitting through Annette, the Wes Anderson quirk, visiting The Academy Museum, NFL Sunday Ticket on Mars, America's Best Restroom, The Honeymoon Toilet Tour, USA Today Snapshots, future fridges, is Seinfeld is the worst?, the world's largest psychedelic venture capital firm, BBQ Parties, The Great American Roll, The Last Sitting, Hollywood preservationists and historians, hypno-yoga, and the angel number.
What is pectin?, Astro The Pyro-Bot, the combo honor of a Thanksgiving Birthday, hot Sopranos garbage, keeping track of your streamers, the Hulu dupe, just Jamie's, La Brea is bold enough, USA Today Snapshots, The Hayride to Hell, the way things work is disgusting, The Haunted Hollywood Hike, Seth watches Nightmare On Elm Street, Seth watches COPS, recreating Live PD, Robbers and Riff Raff, Party and Run, better baby food, chicken hands, Larchmont turns 100, chain bagels, and the country's best drive time DJs.
Dessert wine, hard on the squeeze, Guy Fieri is married to this man..., autumn in the Ozarks, infants and microplastics, meconium rhythms, Lil Chicago and The Lil Capone Contest, toffee top notes, Ask Jonathan, left handed guitarists, USA Today Snapshots, a world untravelled, food pods, robots don't have pubes, misplacing dead bodies, nouveau alcoholics, the poison ocean, and the return of Tiger King.
A state of the art podcasting studio, holding hands in other cities, Venice Beach '78, Nick Cannon makes the worst anything, still in the running for a Corvette, the lie was enough, Three-card Monte on Melrose, 100% sauce extraction, impossible pork, surgical balloons in a secret WaBa glaze, peanut-free football, following Dak, Sgt. Pepperoni, the 400th Thanksgiving, The Hollywood Haverhill Haymakers, USA Today Snapshots, and Wisconsin cranberries.
The first Dairy Queen in Dacula, PNW-DQ, fixing Seth's neck, hand at 4 and 8, The Wolf Whisperer, beautiful people have it better, DanceSafe, reading about drugs, Sober-Sitter Seth, new Nevada licenses, Blood Pool Island, the future of work, who do college students trust?, Unlocked: Full Release, nude cigar socials, punching a beard, outlawed stealthing, teat thrusts, who made AutoTune?, and the technology based movies of 1995.
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