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44:33 – Debut. College student spends 41 hours straight in a Des Moines Wal-Mart (Jah: “At least once a week, somebody dies inside of a Wal-Mart somewhere in America.”); mom buys DVD player with hardcore porn DVD already in it (49:28); “Boys of Provo”
18:02 – Peed taking photos of kids trying on shoes at local Wal-Marts
9:25 – Jah re-references his theory from Episode 8, then Seth says someone is born every day in a Wal-Mart …. Police in Tulsa OK searching for man who licked woman’s toes as she loaded groceries into vehicle in Wal-Mart parking lot
5:43 – Woman in garden center bit by snake
4:27 – Jah’s theory is proven true when a baby was born in Wal-Mart
40:02 – Poughkeepsie, NY – Man puts $70 price tag on a $1,400 big screen TV
59:35 – If you take anything less than $25 you don’t get prosecuted
48:47 – Jah: “This is a combo This Week In Florida / This Week In Wal-Mart.”
6:51 – Jonathan has a panic attack while walking through the Wal-Mart in Panorama City: “I saw Hispanic families doing shopping. They all were working class, insanely obese, a lot of African-Americans; and then these lone whites talking to themselves.” … “I would rather blow any employee at Target than shake hands with any employee at Wal-Mart.” (9:10)
13:52 – Man was dead in the bathroom stall of an Arizona Wal-Mart for nine hours before someone found his body
16:40 – Ralph Conone, a 68-year-old grandfather in Ohio, was arrested outside of a Wal-Mart after a 6-year-old boy complained to his mother that the man punched him in the back of the head. The mother followed the man out of the Wal-Mart, grabbed him by his arm and led him back inside to security. A review of the store’s surveillance video not only confirmed the punching of the boy but also revealed blows to his 7-year-old brother and two other random children. When questioned, he told police he would put keys between his fingers and strike the children when their parents weren’t looking. He said he had been doing this since January because he liked the excitement of getting away with it.