View Episode 182
Originally aired 09.04.09
1:06:49
25:32 – UYD: Y2K38
9:15 – For years, these detectives have kept Tuesdays safe. Now they’re moving to protect a new night, Wednesday. Law & Order: SVU – protecting Wednesdays this fall on NBC.
13:18 – Seth wants to talk more about his new jam, Bait Car. He loves it because of the lies and deceit that the perps try to spin off after they get caught. Since he won’t ever see TCAP again, this is the next best thing.
4:39 – The Center for Science in the Public Interest has called Domino’s new Bread Bowl Pasta “food porn.” It has 194 grams of carbohydrates, it comes with another 47 grams of carbs in the chocolate lava cake.
17:40 – Trent Reznor to Rolling Stone in 1994: “I’m not afraid to question my own sexual orientation. I’m not afraid to think about things you aren’t supposed to think about. I do wonder what it would be like to kill somebody, though I’m not gonna do it. I don’t wanna do it.”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
17:26 – Seth dips into the vault and does the Top 10 singles today in 1994: 10) Ace of Base – “Don’t Turn Around”; 9) Warren G – “This DJ”; 8) All 4 One – “I Swear”; 7) Elton John – “Can You Feel The Love Tonight?”; 6) Coolio – “Fantastic Voyage”; 5) Changing Faces – “Stroke You Up”; 4) Babyface – “When Can I See You?”; 3) John Mellencamp and MeShell Ndegeocello – “Wild Night”; 2) Lisa Loeb – “Stay”; 1) Boyz II Men – “I’ll Make Love To You”
54:12 – Nearly one-third of all the cocaine in the United States is laced with a dangerous veterinary medicine, which is a livestock de-worming drug called levamisole, which enhances the effects of the cocaine but has been blamed for several deaths in U.S. hospitals because it weakens the immune systems. Dopamine levels are increased with the drug and it heightens the high of the cocaine. This is put on the coke in Colombia.
56:31 – Jah says he’s gotten some confirmations about Shake N’ Bake (Episode 181).
14:55 – Jah tries to analyze why he straight-faced lied to Jeff when he stole his sacred marijuana (Episode 124, 26:53).
42:20 – Jah can attest to being in a situtation where there is an active sexual relationship with a couple having awesome, amazing sex – there are certainly situations where an orgasm is not involved.
49:12 – Seth goes into Pavilions, gets Morning Star bacon and a 12-pack of Pepsi Max. He punches his phone number in to get his discout and knows it’s going to come to $9.99. He hands the woman a $10 bill, there’s a guy trying to put it into a bag and walk it out for him, the woman is trying to hand him a penny and hand him a 10-foot long receipt and ask him to donate to something. He just wants to leave and head home and finds himself slapping people’s hands.
50:34 – Jah thinks something has changed in employee handbooks in the last few years because no one speaks to each other in the real world anymore. As a result there is forced interaction from employees to customers doing the same thing over and over again, and the recipients aren’t receiving it, and it’s causing the process to be more natural and take longer and require more people to accomplish it if they didn’t just let these people get their shit and go. Your only job in Jamba Juice is to be able to pour juice and deal with people.
58:16 – Seth didn’t realize that native Hawaiians don’t like white people (“Haoles”). Jah confirms that this is true because of the Stacy and Susan incident (Episode 043, 3:10). Half of the dudes that were there already didn’t like him because he was a crazy white boy with dreds talking about Bob Marley. It was only because the dudes he was with were cool with him that he was even allowed to be in the house, and then after he bought weed from Stacy and Susan, all bets were off. … Jah had friends from there who would get beat up.
1:01:05 – Jah admits that he had amazing times in Hawaii as well. He lost his virginity there.
7:26 – The U.S. Forest Service has issued a warning to the public to be aware and extra vigilant while spending time in Colorado’s National Parks and Forests. The agency said that campers who eat “tortillas, drink Tecáte beer and play Spanish music could be armed marijuana growers.”
8:32 – There will be a Rambo 5. Rambo will fight his way through human traffickers and drug lords to rescue a young girl who’s been abducted near the U.S. – Mexico border.
10:39 – 37-year-old mailman James Stempnick was charged with delaying and stealing mail after federal agents recovered more than 20,000 pieces of mail from his suburban Detroit home. It was all over his house, garage and car.
24:25 – On January 29, 2038, the internal clock for Unix will turn over, and the operating system runs a lot of business computer databases. Those servers are going to overflow Y2K style and will flip over into all zeroes. Experts are divided on what will happen. They’re referring to it as Y2K38
27:58 – Seth refers to The Mark Pease Experience (Episode 181, 19:44), which is up to around $4,000 now. There was a movie released called The Open Road starring Justin Timberlake playing Jeff Bridges’ son. It opened in 14 theatres and made about $13,000.
31:58 – DePaul University in Chicago is offering a new class this semester that will focus on Twitter. The Journalism course is called “Digital Editing – From Breaking News to Tweets.”
40:48 – The Huffington Post had a column by Marnia Robinson, the author of Cupid’s Poisoned Arrow: From Habit to Harmony in Sexual Relationships and she wrote about an ancient sex technique about avoiding the orgasm. The technique calls for generous affection and relaxed intercourse, a.k.a. “slow boning.” Instead of climaxing, lovers keep melting into a sexual meditation until they feel completely satisfied. It is called angelic dual cultivation, or reserved embrace.
46:55 – Starbucks has some writing on their brand new cups: “We don’t just want to make your drink, we want to make your day.”
57:13 – The Honolulu City Council has been considering a bill that would impose up to a $500 fine or six months in jail for bus riders that are convicted of smelling badly. It would be “illegal to have an odor that disturbs others.”
1:01:26 – Boston Market has an ad campaign they’re doing now that says WE’RE HAPPY TO FRESHLY TOSS YOUR SALAD. JUST ASK. Jah knows it’s a gross sexual term but it’s so old that he’s forgotten what it is. He asks Seth if it gets done to him or if he does it to people. Seth cracks up because Jah faux-grabbed something in his nether regions when he asked the question.
0:49 – This episode of Uhh Yeah Dude is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. If you go there you will get 50% off every item in the mix. This is an adult website, a distributor of adult themed products. If you type in UYD in the offer code when you check out, you’ll get several free items. Seth calls it a UYDildo. Jah believes he beat off to a couple Adam and Eve catalogs when he was younger.
4:07 – Seth: “Trying to explain what Burning Man is to someone who has never been to the event is a bit like trying to explain what a particular color looks like to someone who is blind.” (Episode 012, 53:20) … Jah says he was supposed to leave tonight to go out to Burning Man.
12:10 – Times used to be different – if you were in trouble you’d grab a cop or a mailman. You can’t even grab a security guard because they’re convicted felons. Jah thinks you have to grab a Guardian Angel with a red beret and boots.
34:32 – Jah thinks he needs to go back to school in some capacity. There’s so much he’s interested in that he’s not smart enough to do on his own. Seth thinks this would never happen because some girl would look at him during class and 10 minutes later he’d be in her dorm room boning down and talking about vegan sauerkraut.
35:47 – Seth has been doing a lot of thinking. He says basically any boy from age 7 or 8 to about age 17 is going to kill him. He sees kids in Jamba Juice and can tell they don’t like him. Jah says “they love me.” Seth wonders if the reverse is true for females, and Jah says older females are looking to the young girls for fashion tips, but they simultaneously want to eradicate all of them.
38:59 – Seth plugs the live show in Brooklyn, N.Y., in Public Assembly on Saturday, Oct. 17. Jah encourages people to RSVP and look for a response e-mail.
43:39 – UYD again plugs AdamandEve.com. Jah saw some prostate massagers in there that looked pretty aggressive.
1:04:41 – A new study in Journal Science says that nitris oxide, a.k.a “laughing gas” or “wah-wah” to Jah, is the biggest man-made destroyer of earth’s ozone layer, making up about 40% of the depleting emissions.
52:19 – Richard Chogyoji of California wrote into PARADE magazine: “Monica Potter was so engaging in Patch Adams but I haven’t seen her in recent films. Why?”
55:54 – Jah thinks there’s going to be a big surge in drug testing devices – certainly in THC testing
5:54 – Seth makes fun of the new Jim Breuer Pizza Hut commercials where he yells “Jackpot!!”