View Episode 136
Originally aired 10.12.08
1:03:59
2:34 – UYD: Mm! Mm! Good
41:46 – UYD: Love it
1:03:12 – UYD: Double time with the whistles in the winter
13:00 – Sudden Loss Syndrome or wealth counseling – Outside of Nashville there’s a live-in facility called On Site, which is a treatment center that deals with money disorders, poor management and out-of-control spending. It’s called Money Rehab
41:53 – (Combined with “Who’s Floridianing Harder?”) In Jacksonville, on Craig’s List, a girl offered up herself to get pregnant. She then wanted to abort the baby in order to show her sister how easy it is to get an abortion because she won’t get one; seventh grade social studies teacher Greg Howard was suspended from his school district after writing this on his dry erase board during class: CHANGE = COME HELP A NIGGER GET ELECTED; writer Joel Stein observes dude getting mad expensive rims and stuff put on his car, after he informs the guy he’s spending a lot of money, the guy said Rick Ross told him “You gotta spend money like you know you’re gonna make more money;” in Daytona Beach, there was attempted kidnapping of a girl on the Warner Christian Academy cross country team. Their runs take place in a neighborhood that has 244 registered sex offenders; school bus driver in Daytona Beach couldn’t settle down the unruly kids on her bus, so she drove the bus onto railroad tracks, sat there and refused to move until they shut up. She finally moved when the train was bounding toward them
41:53 – (Combined with “This Week In Florida”) A) In Jacksonville, on Craig’s List, a girl offered up herself to get pregnant. She then wanted to abort the baby in order to show her sister how easy it is to get an abortion because she won’t get one; B) Seventh grade social studies teacher Greg Howard was suspended from his school district after writing this on his dry erase board during class: CHANGE = COME HELP A NIGGER GET ELECTED.
3:28 – Baskin Robbins has limited edition presidential ice creams: 1) Straight Talk Crunch – white chocolate ice cream with a caramel ribbon, crunchy mixed nuts, chocolate pieces and candy red states and 2) Whirl of Change – peanut nougat ice cream, a caramel ribbon and chunks of chocolate covered peanut brittle
19:31 – OUT: Taser parties (Ep. 91, 19:37). IN: Gold parties
28:49 – Seth revisits the Bryan Nichols case in Atlanta, Ga., and the fact that he kidnapped a 26-year-old woman. When she was on the witness stand the woman said she calmed him down by reading excerpts from The Purpose-Driven Life. She also calmed him down with crystal meth that she happened to have in her crib
31:50 – Jah lets us know that Tina Turner is back on tour
51:46 – Seth does another formal version of asking to see the twins
21:10 – Seth asks Jah to put his microphone out as he does the same and they pick up some audio of a girl screaming. It turns out that this is a fold-out from a magazine, which Seth was reading at 3 a.m. in complete silence on his couch. He is shaken with sheer terror to his core as the girl screams in his ear. The ad is for Spike channel’s Scream 2008 schedule for Oct. 21.
26:21 – Seth was watching an MMA fight on CBS and laughed at the fact that the announcer kept working in horrible plugs for other CBS shows. In the middle of two guys squaring off: It’s a pure domination, it’s similar to the way CSI dominates the primetime ratings. … That groundwork, see he is pinned and cornered down, but he will not tap out, he’s a Survivor, similar to the CBS show Survivor, where they have a tribal council, but you must stay in and survive.
49:39 – Jah was driving home after the show last week, getting onto the freeway. He had the windows open and music on, and he was really thinking about the Blind vs. Deaf argument (Episode 135, 31:29). After much pondering, Jah came to the conclusion that he couldn’t fathom not being able to look at Seth. And Seth says that he couldn’t fathom not listening to Jah. Jah says that they couldn’t do the show if they were both deaf.
0:36 – Seth learns from the TV that Bud Light has “Drinkability.”
1:15 – More people are eating meals at home and the sudden rush has seen a jump in cookbook sales and people watching cooking TV shows
1:56 – Campbell’s Soup is doing fantastic right now, stock is rising
6:32 – It’s rumored there might be a fifth Indiana Jones
9:22 – Gmail has a new feature called “Mail Goggles” which keeps you from sending drunk e-mails. Before hitting send you must answer 5 math questions, and you can change the difficulty of the questions beforehand
14:26 – Seth ponders the validity of American Apparel being listed as the largest clothing manufacturer in the U.S., as listed in Wikipedia
16:34 – Nevada authorities have seized the records of a group called ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now), a group that works to register low-income people to vote. The entire starting lineup of the Dallas Cowboys was registered to vote online in Nevada among a slew of other forged names and addresses
17:50 – The Neiman Marcus 2008 Christmas catalog that allows elaborate gifts for the wealthy – you can have Jack Nicklaus design a golf course for you for $1 million, have an artist do lifesize statues of you made out of Legos or buy the Cowboys’ end zone for $500,000 and have it stuck in your backyard
24:51 – Chicago Public Schools will open a new high school next year specifically geared for the LGBT community
28:05 – In the wake of Kimbo Slice’s loss to Seth Petruzelli, Seth and Jah joke about the fact that it was really Seth Romatelli in the fight
35:16 – Levis is changing the design of its Dockers, which has always been an unaltered design. A trend toward a slimmer look will change that pleated “big butt” look. Seth says that 9 out of 10 American males ages 18-39 has a pair of Dockers in his closet
38:04 – Since June 17, more gay couples were married in California than in the four years since it’s been legal in Massachusetts
5:21 – When you’re brushing your teeth and washing your hands, Seth informs us that you’re supposed to sing “Happy Birthday” twice
6:56 – Jah reiterates that they did not know the name of the “Nailin’ Paylin” movie from Larry Flynt. Since Quarantine is coming out, Jah says the porn name should be “Pornin’ Teens”
10:32 – Seth asks about the feature on the cell phone that you can press “Ignore” when someone calls. Jah says they know you do this because it automatically routs to voicemail, and thinks it should be changed so they don’t know that
23:35 – Jah lets everyone know that his Facebook page is real, although he is not at the controls of it. He said there is stuff being set up for it over the next few days but it will ultimately be him in control of it
36:13 – Jah thinks he should start saying “Well howdy there Kemosabe” instead of “Smmmokin!!!”
1:03:20 – UYD friend of the show John in Japan got a tattoo on his birthday that Jah thinks is the best tat ever – a tattoo that says UYD: DEAL WITH IT
39:32 – Seth goes off on John McCain and said everytime he sees him moving his robot arms he wants to chop them off
52:29 – Seth goes off on wack beer commercials about “drinkability” or “cold silver bullet trains” and gets pissed that people actually attention to them and switch brands because of them
55:10 – Seth says he deals on a daily basis with 50-some people who shouldn’t be allowed to go to a Cuckaroo let alone vote for the president, and goes off on idiots who shouldn’t be allowed that right