View Episode 104
Originally aired 02.16.08
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49:53 – Seth’s new favorite show, Jail, had an awesome show this week. They taped one from Clark County, NV, when O.J. Simpson rolled in. O.J. isn’t mic’d but you can hear him talking about finding his golf swing for the first time in a month. All the rest of the inmates want to swing on his balls, and the guards are chatting it up with him. The guards also simultaneously maced and tazed a guy on the show.
0:50 – It’s taken 103 episodes but UYD has its first corporate sponsor – Spike Shooter energy drink. Seth relates a Spike Shooter to 15 minutes in the sun. Jah compares it to Hawaiian Punch with some awesome shit in it
27:33 – Seth is caffeinated, although Jah says Seth looks a little flush
48:34 – Seth reiterates his love for Spike Shooter
27:16 – New all-natural Pepsi Raw – apple extract, plain caramel coloring, coffee leaf, tentaric acid from grapes, gum Arabic from trees, cane sugar and sparkling water. It is caffeinated
21:29 – OUT: Valentine’s Day. IN: Friendship Day
39:04 – OUT: Foreplay. IN: Choreplay
44:29 – Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, was presented with the Patron Laureate Award from the Church of Scientology. She has donated $10 million to the cult.
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
4:49 – Seth hands something to Jah to read, and he has to read it aloud immediately: I’M SOFA KING, WE TODD IT. Jah knows the joke, but Seth fell for it when someone handed it to him and made him read it over and over again until they’re on the floor laughing hysterically
13:22 – Seth gets Jah to sing the Every kiss begins with Kay song he originally did in Episode 95
16:00 – Seth hands Jah another phrase that he has to read out loud the second he gets it: MY DIXIE WRECKED
6:32 – Seth is sitting on his couch on Sunday night contemplating his life, thinking about how old they are and how he can’t work a cell phone. He thinks about his old cell phone number, 323-333-5919, wonders who has his number now and calls it. He hears: “Please enjoy the music while your party is reached,” then hears the Hole song “Violet”, then a chick saying “Hey this is Pistol. Leave a message.” Seth calls again to try to transcribe the message and Pistol answers the phone
16:34 – Jah trimmed his pubes the other day, and asks Seth if he does the same kind of manscaping. Seth says he is camera ready at all times. Jah is so itchy that he doesn’t know what to do. At one point in his life he rolled bald for about a year
33:08 – While at a restaurant together, Seth tells the waitress that Jah is vegan so the kitchen needs to be alerted
42:48 – Jah’s “Awesome God” story from Episode 061 is rehashed when Seth talks about Time Life’s new 30-anthem Christian box set. Seth is heard falling on the floor in hysteria at the recollection of said story
46:02 – Jah spotted a dude his age in a Spuds Mackenzie t-shirt – he almost gave him props, but he was wearing True Religion jeans and killed it
46:15 – Seth saw a dude getting a wheatgrass shot at Jamba Juice wearing a jester hat and a crazy oversized cloak black jacket, bellbottom jeans with hooks down his calves and knees, and big thick 6-inch black sole boots with metal front. Then he sees a normal white dude wearing American Eagle jeans, bad Reebok trainers and an ill-fitting t-shirt and his hair is bleached red. It sends him into a full panic
10:16 – Meredith Viera interviewing Jane Fonda on Thursday morning on The Today Show about the 10th anniversary of The Vagina Monologues. Fonda: “I hadn’t seen the play. I was asked to do a monologue called Cunt.” Jonathan finds the clip on YouTube and plays it live on the show at 15:25
18:52 – Robert Burke, the Times Square Naked Cowboy, is suing Mars Inc. for $6.65 million a new billboard they put up in Times Square – billboard features a scantily clad blue M&M with a guitar with scenes of New York in the background. Claim is that they’re stealing Burke’s trademark
23:41 – In 1967, DisneyLand closed its “House of the Future” – a pod-shaped all-plastic dwelling with hands-free phones, wall-sized televisions and electric razors. In May, they will reopen a new futuristic home in Tomorrowland – kitchen countertops that will be able to identify groceries and closets that will identify and suggest outfits
26:23 – The #1 song in the country on Aug. 7, 1977 – the day Jah was born – “I Just Wanna Be Your Everything” by Andy Gibb. On Sept. 20, 1973, the #1 song was “Delta Dawn” by Helen Reddy (www.thisdayinmusic.com)
27:46 – PETA is protesting a bill being sponsored by several politicians to make The Colonel’s Finger-Lickin’ Good Original Fried Chicken recipe as Kentucky’s official picnic food. PETA is still trying after two years to have the bust of Col. Sanders removed from the Capitol of Kentucky
31:32 – The head of Cal State’s Medical Association is named Dr. Frankenstein
33:32 – San Diego teacher taught for 17 years, but he was unable to read, write or spell during his 17-year duration as a teacher
49:54 – Seth watches his show Jail, with special footage of O.J. rolling in to the Clark County Prison in Las Vegas. O.J. was talking about finding his golf swing
4:02 – Jah gives a shout-out to Joe and his dad John, who listen to the show together in Ione, California
20:52 – Jah is a Coke man, but his dad is a Pepsi man – at the end of the day he’s a Barq’s man
34:50 – Seth feels that no one should swim ever. He’s never gone to the beach and never will, and showers with shoes. Jah thinks Aquasocks need to be the new throwback
37:32 – Jah is holding an iced venti quad soy vanilla latte (four shots of espresso instead of three)
39:58 –Seth talks about his love for Papermate Flare Pen: “It’s like a Sharpie on training wheels.” Jah uses it to create his old tag: CENST with 1ER underneath it
54:12 – Seth chose not to remove himself from the mailing list of the 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue. Jah didn’t remember the edition being so jam-packed with girls, and says there’s some cute girls in it
55:16 – Seth says both Project Runway and America’s Top Model are strictly-women shows, but Jah argues that Project Runway is for anyone who respects fashion
1:06:37 – Jah and Seth pull a dope move on the listeners by Seth speaking into our left ear and Jah whispering into our right ear
19:47 – Jonathan predicts that The Naked Cowboy will win his lawsuit against M & M's
29:03 – Seth hammers on Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: “I wish Rambo would just get behind his AK and just mow that fucking guy down.”
30:37 – Seth rips the new ad for Skoal with two dudes out in the woods by a stream, reading WELCOME TO THE BROTHERHOOD
46:37 – Seth rips the crazily dressed dudes he spotted at a Jamba Juice: “Dude, if we were in Sacramento right now in 1994 and we were at a fucking rave, you would look like a douchebag. You’re in a Jamba Juice in March of 2008 at fucking HollyWest. Are you fucking serious?!?!?”
51:34 – Seth going off on cops sucking up to O.J. and polticians sucking up to Roger Clemens: “Are you people OK?!?!”
51:59 – Jah says Seth overreacted about the Ricky Gervais thing in Episode 103 b/c they were overloaded with voicemails, e-mails and texts from listeners posing theories about why no one replied and apologizing for not getting on it
55:48 – Jah and Seth rip on SI Swimsuit model Melissa Haro for her quotes in the latest swimsuit issue: “I have a secret crush on… Toby Keith. He’s a bad boy. He’s got a voice that can make a girl melt, and he’s just all-around sexy.”
58:06 – Jonathan goes off on the Grammys for being a wack variety show and Herbie Hancock winning Album of the Year, then hammers his dog Kanye
13:47 – Seth reenacts the footage from Andy Rooney going to the Super Bowl: buying chips at a food kiosk (“2.50? What’s that? Two cents for each potato chip?!”); looking at the facility (“It says it’s the entrance, but doesn’t say what it’s the entrance to!!”); coming down the elevator in his hotel (“Ugggh! All cities look alike!!”)