View Episode 098
Originally aired 01.07.08
1:06:52
19:04 – UYD: Strictly UVs
27:24 – They have finally released Seasons 1 and 2 of Weird Science on DVD
50:06 – Red Sox 1B Kevin Youkilis launches new energy drink called The Slumpbuster. Slogan: Take one down.
28:56 – 39-year-old arrested in Palm Bay after riding around his neighborhood with no bottoms masturbating with full boner
16:13 – Pizza Hut’s new pizza: Pizza Mia
19:06 – Methmouths are now stealing catalytic converters from parked high-end SUVs because they are usually coated in platinum. It takes one minute and a socket wrench to remove one
3:12 – They snuck a TCAP in on them. 19-year-old decoy. Guy showing balls drives 5 ½ hours with loaded gun. He was tasered in the living room but only one prong goes in, he screams like a girl and runs around before being tackled. Registered offender sitting in chair staring at decoy so methodically that Seth wants to warn her to run. Guy stands up and gets in full rape zone. … Dr. Hansen: Do you know who I am? Peed: Well yeah, you’re obviously a therapist.
1:14 – Jah references Rastas spinning words like oppression to downpression and downpresser man, you overstand instead of understanding
10:18 – Guy Jah knows had an art show in Provo Utah, said it was the scariest place ever. Had an argument but the Mormons couldn’t express their anger with him. Another guy he works with flies out to Provo and searched “gay bars in Provo” and it was blocked from the lobby computer. Got on his laptop, got on their server, still couldn’t search it. Called friend in Australia and asked him to search “gay bars in Provo” and send him the links. E-mail gets confiscated on the way in, so guy has to put them in a PDF file and that finally went through
14:20 – Jah likes to get on headset and talk smack while Amir plays, heard a girl on there arguing with her boyfriend and yelled “Suck my clit!” Jah finds out that she’s 19 years old and is a doughmaster at Pizza Hut
20:18 – First Hummer Seth ever saw was in September 1995, he was driving north on Highland just south of Sunset. An armored tank drives up next to him and Seth flips out. Jonathan remembers seeing the Lamborghini jeep they made in the 80s that was supposed to 120 mph with 4 flat tires across a desert, but it ended up being a complete failure wrought with technical problems. Eddie Van Halen had one and Jah remembers seeing him roll up in Malibu with one and thinking it was the craziest thing ever
1:02:10 – Jonathan did a demo for a cell phone commercial that we don’t know if he’s gotten yet. They wanted something in the vein of Daft Punk, and his demo was well-received. They still haven’t pulled the trigger on it and it’s a little frustrating to Jah. It’s for an unlimited calling plan for Boost Mobile and the plan is called UNLTD
24:23 – During first half of Lakers-Celtics game, Lakers wear throwback short shorts from the 1980s. Derek Fisher wears nothing under them
26:38 – The McRib is back. Seth had 2 today and they were delicious. It’s on it’s third farewell tour.
30:21 – Store for tweens in Garland, TX was offering a free trip and tickets to see Hannah Montana. Over 1,000 girls submitted a short essay. The winner was a 6-year-old girl with the following quote from her essay: “My daddy died this year in Iraq. I’m going to give mommy the angel pendant daddy put on mommy when she was having me. I love mommy.” At the ceremony at the store, when a news reporter who couldn’t find husband’s military records confronted her, woman flipped out and said, “I don’t want to be on camera. Get away. We never said anything like this was a true story. Never. It’s just an essay. We do essays all the time.”
31:50 – Atari shares drop to an all-time low. Seth: “Really? Atari’s shares are dropping? They’re still alive? That’s still a thing? Atari’s still a business? You could go to a building and be like DING DONG!”
32:44 – The 25th annual Adult Video News (AVN) Awards will take place at the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday, Jan. 12.
39:54 – History teacher in Bakersfield, California arrested for offering to two of his female students to trace his cock and balls with a pencil on a piece of paper and give it to them. Charge is annoying a child.
1:03:49 – Jah and Seth further discuss Episode 100 plans. Seth: “We owe it to ourselves, to the show, to the listeners who have gone out of their way to support us for two years.” Jah says he’ll do the show and then hold it ransom. He’ll get things from different people and send it to them individually
1:06:32 – Seth gives Jonathan a new name, “Fuckman.” Seth gives himself the name “Surfer.”
16:57 – If a new pizza comes out again this year, Seth is going to egg one of the locations for that pizza place. Seth: “And I’ll throw two eggs if your new pizza is just pizza.” (17:36)
29:17 – Seth and Jah declare that 2008 is gonna be great, including Jonathan’s Tony the Tiger impersonation: “GrrrrrREAT!”
16:38 – Seth hammers Pizza Hut for coming up with a “new” pizza even though it’s the same thing as a normal pizza
21:40 – Seth and J-dog hammer Criss Angel for his wack interview on Larry King Live. Jah: “For the first 10 minutes I was watching it I thought they were interviewing the guy from Fallout Boy or Panic at the Disco.” … Seth: “Criss Angel, I can only see one of your eyes.” Jah: “And it sucks. Your one eye is bumming me out. … No, he can’t catch bullets and cut himself in half. He’s actually what we used to call a magician, and those things that you’re talking about that he can dodge and survive and endure – those are called tricks, where through sleight of hand and technology, he makes it look as though he’s tearing himself apart and catching bullets in teeth and setting his eyeballs on fire. But he’s not actually doing it, because if you were to actually do that, he would be all fucked up and dead. You fucking asshole. Am I watching CNN, because this is a news channel.”
58:33 – Seth goes off on Christopher Lloyd and John Lithgow. He guarantees he will egg either one of them if he ever sees them in public
1:04:50 – Seth goes off on weird rapists on internet
14:48 – Jah: “I don’t talk the racial shit anymore.” Seth: “Anymore.”