View Episode 085
Originally aired 10.06.07
1:01:01
16:17 – UYD: Now available in powdered form
27:13 – UYD: Sharing a heart
50:24 – UYD: Tops and bottoms
1:22 – Jonathan’s dad and 55INCH send Jonathan and Seth Blow energy drink mix – Jonathan drinks it and finds it disgusting
14:31 – Another care package from Cassie full of energy drinks – will review more next week. Seth says someone should go archival and record the minute mark that they talked about energy drinks. (Hmm…) Jah said he posed a theory that the energy drink format is a new beverage format, and wondered when the last time in our lifetime a new format had been introduced (clear sodas, sports drinks, etc.)
19:06 – The Blow is making Jonathan have a cough attack
19:16 – Seth is making a new drink called Devil’s Dandruff; Jah’s is called Booger Sugar. Seth: “It’s called Bolivian Marching Powder.”
36:51 – Shy Eater: Seth has the inability to eat/consume food in public places, certainly interpersonal places like eating with family or friends. He eats behind closed doors, binging and purging like crazy
40:27 – Seth doesn’t even go to Craig’s List this week b/c he sees two mainstream news stories on it
10:43 – 700 Club selling “evangecandy” for Halloween
13:00 – Jones Soda’s new flavors – Dirt, Sports Cream, Analgesic, Natural Field Turf, Perspiration and Sweet Victory
29:54 – New timepiece made by Franck Muller costs $20,000. Seth: “For a watch?!” Crazy Hours – has the hours placed in a whimsically placed eccentric order
54:59 - Rare Lake Amoeba
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
5:34 – Jah has to name the 6 cheeses on the Papa John’s 6-cheese pizza. He only gets 2 of them correct
35:35 – Jah and seth improvise some verbs for what they would rather do to breast cancer than “lick it,” as Yoplait advertised
44:46 – Yung Joc – “Bottle Poppin’”
46:55 – Toby Keith – “Love Me If You Can”
22:20 – Kimberly Bell, Barry Bonds’ former mistress: “I always figured he had PMS, you know like a woman. It went from ‘I want to know where you’re at’ to ‘I’m going to fucking kill you, cut your head off and leave you in a ditch.’”
19:40 – Seth is watching GMA early in the morning and they’re interviewing Nick Kroll in full Caveman regalia. Introduced a cheerleading squad with children with Downs Syndrome. Camera cuts to a Disney Caribbean outing with a guy playing the steel drums in Times Square. Seth shut it off and laid back on the couch. “How’s your fevered Hunter S. Thompson nightmare you’ve just woken up to?”
21:45 – Jah was playing a part and worked with a dialect coach for an off-broadway production
24:18 – Jah has used steroids, when he was training for a trip he takes every year and does the John Muir Trail – he was 22 years old and felt a little slower. He’d been nursing a knee injury for a full training season. A guy would beat him every year and he couldn’t handle it. He was willing to go to any lengths to win but he lost anyway.
49:49 – Jah played on his boarding school’s ultimate Frisbee team
7:52 – Beef recall – woman being interviewed inside of a grocery mart, got flustered: “It makes me feel very scared… I mean, really – I don’t know what to eat. What do I eat?”
8:48 – Barack Obama on the Tyra Banks show. Tyra: “Let’s talk Barak n’ Roll. Who’s on your iPod?” Obama: “Jay-Z …. Miles Davis.”
23:08 – A new birth control pill is out called Yaz. Seth likes a baseball player named Yaz (former Red Sox slugger Carl Yazstremski) and Jah says there was a band in the ‘80s called Yaz.
25:38 – Mother battling Delta Airlines for unfair treatment. Was planning on taking 1-year-old conjoined twins who share a heart on a flight. She bought a seat for herself and one for her girls – Delta demands she buy three seats because they have two mouths for the oxygen masks.
33:45 – Jonathan revisits Yoplait ad campaign: “Together we can lick breast cancer.” (originally mentioned in Episode 003)
55:04 – Colorado couple enjoying Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom soup and find a condom in it … Campbell’s offers them a coupon
0:33 – Seth bought Radiohead’s new album, and paid two pence
2:52 – Jonathan says he got the best calls and texts as a result of giving out his personal cell phone number. He tried to call the dude back from Egypt but couldn’t get through. He also gives a “big-ups” to Jessica from Virginia who was feeling a little left out
11:14 – Seth asks Jonathan not to spin the microphone like a baton when he’s talking into it
17:35 – We learn that Seth has a Braille Playboy sitting in his studio – Vol. 25, April 1978 issue
27:26 – Jah: “I think this episode is an official disaster.” Seth predicts that when he listens to it tomorrow he will say, “Good work guys.”
27:54 – Jonathan has never eaten anything from a George Foreman Grill, and claims he is not the only one
29:19 – Seth claims that Jonathan said something to him on an episode that he’s never forgotten: “Seth, loud pipes save lives.” (regarding Harley-Davidson motorcycles, Episode 036, 41:43 and Episode 049, 43:08)
31:09 – Jah got a voicemail on his cell phone from Hutch that said “Yo dog, you dead dog. It’s on dog.”
32:16 – 30th anniversary of Atari 2600 is upon us – October of 1977 – the same year Jah had his first boner. Seth was a fan of Pitfall, but Jah had a ColecoVision
16:30 – National Federation of the Blind filed lawsuit against Target because it’s inaccessible to the blind. Seth: “Do you know why it’s inaccessible to the blind? Because they’re blind, and so shit like that’s inaccessible. You’d think there’s a shitload of shit that’s inaccessible.”
13:24 – Seth: “Anal Jesus!”