View Episode 082
Originally aired 09.15.07
18:40 – Seth: “You got your seatbelt on?”
1:05:33
34:57 – Seth drops a bunch of syndicated court shows that were on this week: Judge Maria Lopez, Judge Joe Brown, Judge David Young, Judge Mathis, Judge Alex, Judge Hatchett, Judge Judy, Jury Duty with Bruce Cutler, Divorce Court, People’s Court, Christina’s Court. … Jonathan can’t believe that Steve Wilkos, the bodyguard from The Jerry Springer Show, got his own talk show, The Steve Wilkos Show. Seth says the last time he watched Springer he was taking bong hits and playing ping pong at 632 N. Beachwood Ave. in LA.
18:35 – Strictly platonic. Seth comes across several postings on Adderall and a couple homicidal/suicidal posters: I’m a bad person. I’ve always been drawn to the dark side of life. I’m a true monster. No one suspects the evil in me. I wish someone would stop me. Stop me before… Will you stop me? I need help. (20:02) … What’s up? I’m home, pretty bored. Just bought Season 4 of Family Guy and the first three discs of Heroes. Anyone want to hang out and watch them? Seth: “Me! I do! You miserable fuck! Let’s watch Heroes and then kill ourselves.” (21:49) … I’m an Asian guy looking to hit up a local hookah bar. Just chill. Tired of meeting fake-ass girl. Don’t be shady. Let’s talk cars. Seth: “Hey dude – quick bit of advice: No girl wants to meet you at a hookah bar and talk cars.” (22:27) … Hey you – up for some coffee and animé discussion? The night’s young and so are we. Seth: “How do you know, dick?!” (23:09)
10:21 – FIKI football game
13:38 – New Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe – base price: $412,000. Targets people worth in excess of $30 million
43:59 – Gucci Mane – “Freaky Gurl”
47:31 – Joe Nichols – “Let’s Get Drunk And Fight”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
3:03 – Seth has Jonathan do his Schwarzenegger voice to say “California Republicans are dying at the box office!” Jah says his impression is not very good
51:35 – Seth hit the K in Pasadena once – he was a parking meter with his passenger door open, sitting in the passenger seat with his feet on the curb. Some dude leans down and asks him if he was all right, and he said he was cool. “No I’m not!” He maintains he wasn’t in a K hole because he had a buddy he’s seen in one.
0:22 – More tweeeeins! Speak
24:40 – Jah and friends at boarding school convince dude that he doesn’t need Ritalin; Jah snorts it while smoking opium; guy walks outside, picks up a boulder over his head and chunks it with a scream: “I like life so much better without my Ritalin!!!”
32:35 – Jonathan was quoted as saying “Naptime, Jew!” after killing someone on Halo on Xbox Live.
1:37 – UYD got a new twist this week on the voicemails – drunk dialing. The wasted dude told Jah he could beat Jonathan’s highly modified 2003 Volkswagen GTI with his 2002 Civic SI. Nobody wanted to step to Seth’s Plymouth Sundance, however
5:32 – UYD listener Zach wants to ask Leanna to Homecoming so he can get some brain
8:10 – Seth keeps working on the UYD theme song – he’s been working on it for 82 episodes
10:54 – Seth and Jah delve back into East Coast/West Coast terminology: pigpile/dogpile; recess/nutrition; bubbler/water fountain; gym/P.E.
20:02 – Seth predicts that the suicidal Craig’s List poster will be involved in a “mass not-good,” and they will think Seth is involved based on the segment
1:04:50 – Jah: “Uhh Yeah Dude will need to have a presence in Second Life I’d say within the next two years.”
2:18 – Just a week after Jah told people to stop spoofing 50 Cent’s name, Al Michaels does exactly that on Jimmy Kimmel Live
4:33 – Seth and Jah reem Daniel Radcliffe, a.k.a. Harry Potter, for being wicked small. Seth, who is 5-8, doesn’t believe Radcliffe is 5-8
6:36 – Seth blasts Kenny Chesney on GMA in the rain with a tank top: “Dude, why are your teeny tiny Lees so tight?!!”
12:20 – Jah rips Jeff Foxworthy for his new beef jerky product. Seth says his impression of a Southern accent is saying the phrase, then starts to change the last word by going herda-herda-herda-hee
35:07 – Seth goes off on the incredible amount of court shows on syndicated TV: Judge Maria Lopez, Judge Joe Brown, Judge David Young, Judge Mathis, Judge Alex, Judge Hatchett, Judge Judy, Jury Duty with Bruce Cutler, Divorce Court, People’s Court, Christina’s Court. “What the fuck man?!! That’s a lot of court shows!!”
39:17 – Seth pleads for America to stop eating: “You can’t eat a cheesy beefy fuck and then polish it off with a dippin’ strips with marinara and then finish that off with your fuckin’ crazy Oreo beard! That’s a crazy meal!!”
1:02:32 – Seth: “I mean look, I ain’t a fucking Jap or anything, I leave my shoes on in the house.” Jah: “Naptime Jap.” Seth: “Snacktime Nigerian … blacks.”