View Episode 079
Originally aired 08.25.07
1:02:03
27:07 – UYD: Over the knee bare-bottom discipline
27:14, 27:58 and 1:00:20 – UYD: OTKBBD
56:26 – UYD: We don’t bite
56:30 – UYD: Come out. Thick smile.
20:25 – Seth just watched the last episode of The Two Coreys, where Haim does what he thinks is a favor for Feldman, trying to get his band, Truth Movement, together for a show. Feldman is a little flustered when he finds out about it because they do such an elaborate stage show and they have to bring in lighting technicians. They need a smoke machine, laser beams and silly string for the show. Feldman is doing his full Michael Jackson impression. Seth calls the music “awesome.”
38:15 – America’s Most Wanted is at 956 captures as of showtime
52:38 – High School Musical 2 had 17.2 million viewers – the most watched basic cable telecast ever. There’s a hidden gay agenda in it.
56:39 – On Fox, the Teen Choice Awards are on Sunday night.
4:27 – Jah buys some Vitamin Energy for them to wash down the Doritos Collisions
6:51 – Jonathan has a panic attack while walking through the Wal-Mart in Panorama City: “I saw Hispanic families doing shopping. They all were working class, insanely obese, a lot of African-Americans; and then these lone whites talking to themselves.” … “I would rather blow any employee at Target than shake hands with any employee at Wal-Mart.” (9:10)
22:01 – Seth meanders into the P&P (party and play) epidemic with gay methmouths (Ex.: “Let me drain you while you listen to Tina Turner. Get your roommate to seed on me while I’m doing it. Where’s your cock? Oh, it disappeared down my thirsty throat. Shutup!”) …. “Tina Turner University.” …. Seth on the “No Drama” posts: “If going on the internet, posting an anonymous ad to travel somewhere, to smoke crystal methamphetamine and have anonymous gay sex with people is not dramatic, then what the fuck is drama?” (25:07)
26:21 – Another motif: Son-dad motif. “Over the knee bare-bottom discipline” (OTKBBD)
51:20 – Missed Connections - Seth: “I was on Planet Nebulus. I was the one with my balls out and the blue jock strap. Missed you. Magellan. Peace.” Rants & Raves – Seth: “Let me tell you something about Mexicans…”
34:36 – IN: Billabong, Quiksilver, brown corduroys for kids, gray jeans for adults
57:23 – OUT: Spinach. IN: Purslane
33:54 – My Child’s Pack - $175 – a kid’s backpack lined with a lightweight bulletproof plate that students can use as a shield to protect against gunfire.
45:43 – Swizz Beatz feat. Lil’ Wayne – “It’s Me B*#@hes Remix”
47:00 – Mannie Fresh feat. Lil’ Wayne – “Wayne’s Takeover 1”
47:32 – Ja Rule feat. Lil’ Wayne – “Uh-Ohhh!”
48:09 – Mark Wills – “19 Somethin’”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
58:51 – Jah can’t think of Tim McGraw’s name, which Seth is withholding from him. Jah says he hates it when Seth won’t let him off the hook with his name.
11:16 – Seth just got some new roommates that are a little creepy – Jah had to be escorted into Seth’s studio prior to Episode 79… woman scraping dead skin off her feet and continues doing so until Jah stares her down… before show, waft of hot dogs; 15 minutes later, violent vomiting into bushes next to studio
9:41 – Seth dials up (915) 590-0115 to talk to Mindy at Hiney’s in El Paso to gather more info on this story: Man stabbed at Hiney’s, stumbles out, walked 4 ½ miles and collapses and dies at a Hooters
0:25 – Jah wishes a happy birthday to UYD listener Joaquin, the drummer for the band Hello Stranger. He is currently in Pittsburgh after just playing there
3:04 – Jonathan gets some Doritos Collisions, which they both sample in the studio
15:11 – Jah: “This must be disgusting hearing me talking with full cock mouth like glug, glug…”
55:37 – Jah notices that as the show has become more popular, people get a little nervous when they call and leave voicemail messages.
32:20 – You have to watch out which sort of multi-purpose saline you’re using on your eyes – make sure it’s not from that place we’ve been referencing, also known as Chi-nah.
8:02 – White dudes scare the shit out of Seth because they’re loner, fucking lunatics.
32:35 – Seth goes off on hippies for making homemade saline for people to put in their eyes on contact lenses.
18:16 – Seth: “It’s electrolytes! Get in there Ethiopian!”