View Episode 076
Originally aired 08.04.07
1:04:29
56:54 – UYD: Passion for peanut butter
45:14 – On Monday night on VH1 at 10 p.m., Mission: Man Band. The name of the band is Sureshot, starring Rich Cronin of LFO, Brian Adams of Color Me Badd, Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees and Chris Kirkpatrick of *NSYNC. … Right before that at 9 p.m. is a show called The Pickup Artist, where they bring 6 nerds into a bar and set them loose and set up hidden cameras to watch them fail. The weirdest dude named Mystery, described by Seth as Criss Angel’s older brother, Bob Angel, goes in and just macks on the women. … Back-to-back episodes at 10:30 and 11 p.m., The Rock Life, with L.A.’s own band Whitestarr, starring Cisco Adler. … Seth said people are sleeping on A Model Life on TLC on Friday nights. … Sunday night, The Two Coreys was on. Haim was trying to convince Feldman that they were going to write Lost Boys 2 and be superstars. He yelled at Susie and Corey Feldman, “She’s not part of the Coreys. She never will be!” … on Tuesday night, August 7, 2007, Jonathan will celebrate his 30th birthday by watching L.A. Ink on TLC at 10 p.m. – starring Kat von D.
0:22 – Seth’s feeling great because of all his Panax in his Diet Pepsi Max – Jah chooses between Monster Energy Assault and Monster Energy Chaos
20:28 – Seth would give up all the Monster drinks in the world if ladies would go back to wearing old timey sweaters
32:23 – Woman in Florida pulled over for DUI – wearing t-shirt “I’m not a drunk, I’m an alcoholic – Alcoholics go to meetings” .. update on Michael Francis Wiley (Episode 029, 56:48); Pensacola man makes 292 false 9-1-1 calls in a month
3:09 – Seth & Jonathan’s photo plastered on Casual Encounters: “Cockcaster … Who wants a smoothie?” … a lot of gay hang-ups on the UYD voicemail … More Seth research: Straight bear looking for a tweenk to rub sacks. Crescent Heights and Fountain. We touch balls. You leave. (11:03) … Chillin, having some rum and cokes, watching 300. Girls night out for my lady. Stop by for a minute. 4-20. Yeah. (11:26) … Who do I have to fuck to get a blowjob around here? (12:03) … Just suck my cock. (12:09)
14:05 – Jonathan gets some insider info from his gay friend: Most of the guys never meet; “smooth Italian” means Mexican.
17:24 – Seth finds posts of straight dudes trying to meet a woman: Hey, you want to see The Simpsons Movie? Hey, have you seen it yet? Hit me up, I’m hot. “No you’re not! Stop seeing that movie. I saw it when it came out, like a month ago.”
27:11 – Casual Encounters anyone? Hey you wanna see The Simpsons and get a baby? Hey you know that movie Hot Rod? I’ll put a baby in you, and we’ll name it Rod.
40:32 – LFO – “Summer Girls”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
48:26 – Seth and J-dog do the scene where Corey Feldman sits down with some news for Corey Haim
23:58 – Meth heads were stealing kegs, caps off fire hydrants and then milk crates. Now they’re stealing aluminum bleachers and selling it to shady dudes who melt it down for one more hit. In L.A., in the last two weeks, this has happened for the fifth time – meth heads are stealing cars and driving them into the front of pharmacies at 2 a.m. and piling up duffel bags of Sudafed and running into the woods.
54:24 – Dude who was selling Rasta Reese’s, wrapping them exactly like real candy, is already in prison, but is being sued by Hershey’s for trademark infringement. He had “unfair competition.”
55:49 – Jah gives the recipe for a ganja gooball: take peanut butter, raisins, honey, coconut shavings and weed and roll them together in balls to make a self-contained snack to walk around and munch on before a Dead show
58:42 – Seth hands Jonathan a business card for a medicinal marijuana clinic called The Farmacy – store hours 10 a.m. to 7:45 p.m., Sunday 12-6:45 p.m. The feds are doing shakedowns of facilities like these, which are pretty high-rent, according to Seth, with filtered oxygen and plasma screens in the lobby, and of course upscale herb
1:00:36 – California state law Prop 215 was passed in 1996, allowing use of medicinal marijuana, but it’s still illegal federally to possess it. Jah knows that medical marijuana cards are fairly easy to obtain, for about $150-200. Jah thinks this is the beginning of the end, that everybody is smoking weed and it’s basically going to be everyone doing it and not caring. Jah says that if this happens he is for sure smoking weed again. Seth: “Don’t leave me on this bus. I hate this bus. I am so far from Shakedown Street…”
25:34 – Two companies have recalled products – Baby Bling Things and PeaNapod Bling. They both sold about 1,000 baby pacifiers that were ornamented with Swarovski crystals. The crystals can be detached and possibly inhaled or swallowed.
39:03 – Falcons website, medium pet set for $30 – Seth: “Yeah, you didn’t take that one down, did ya?”
53:29 – 23 people have killed themselves by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge this year. The very first suicide ever took place on August 7, 1937. Seth gives Jah the option between killing himself off the bridge or watching LA Ink on his birthday, and Jah opts to drive to San Francisco for the day.
51:29 – What’s Tuesday, August 7, 2007? Jah’s 30th birthday
53:24 – J & S continue to refer to “hakuna matata” as “the circle of life.”
1:03:24 – Banging on wall of Seth’s apartment indicates that he’s being too loud (Seth: “I guess when your dog barks for the next 12 hours and I’ve not said anything over the last six months… that’s cool, but I guess if I’m talking about the world a little too loud, I’m sorry in the studio.”
1:04:12 – UYD listener in Chicago subscribed to 50% of the computers at the Apple Store in Chicago
23:00 – Anything from China, just wash your hands of it – unless it’s soap, because you’ll lose a ring finger. Half the smog in L.A. is from factories in China. Big Bird, Elmo, Dora and Diego are our latest plastic toys covered in lead from China. Tires, toothpaste, pet food, vitamins, fish, ginger, chicken, gum – anything remotely associated with China, just stay the hell away from it.
1:02:46 – Jah will start smoking weed again if it becomes enough of a staple in America to where it’s not even regulated
49:55 – Seth & Jonathan rip on Corey Feldman