View Episode 075
Originally aired 07.28.07
1:07:12
2:56 – After 3 seasons of dramatizing the daily lives of the private youth of Laguna Beach down in the O.C., they’re going even more privileged – Newport Beach in the real Orange County.
43:33 – “Stronger. Hungrier. Deadlier.” Shark Week is back on The Discovery Channel for the 20th anniversary on Sunday, July 29 – 75 episodes of shark-related content. They’re employing shark whisperers, they’re going to try to hypnotize a shark, etc. … Hot Ghetto Mess was a disaster – Home Depot and State Farm pulled ads from the controversial show before they changed the title to We Got To Do Better. … There’s only one show we need, and that’s Sunday night, two back-to-back episodes from 10-10:30 and 10:30-11 on A&E, The Two Coreys starring Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. “Reunited” is the title of the first episode, while “Lost Boys” is the title of the second episodes. It’s a faux reality show, meaning they kind of script it, but then the emotions are real. Corey Haim to Corey Feldman: “You wanna step? You wanna step?! I will knock you out!” … The cast of the new season of The Surreal Life has been announced: Macho Man Randy Savage, Miss Cleo, Nikki McGibbin, Dabney Coleman, Carrot Top and Phil Hellmuth.
24:41 – Jah: “Is there anything extreme that you like?” Seth: “Cocaine.” Jah: “The drink?” Seth: “The drug.”
8:20 – Holla back for a dope cock in your mouth – no fags. ... Straight Latino looking for a cock to put in my butt (Seth: “Yeah, I’m just a vegan looking for a cheeseburger”) … “Tina Turner tickets…”
56:35 – Tina’s got ‘em in a frenzy. Hey, what are you doing? Topanga Mall. Macy’s. First-floor bathroom. Thick smile for a thick cock. Winky wink. No faggots.
1:00:52 – Wife’s at work.. cooked for two… what am I gonna do with these burgers? Can’t throw ’em out. Fuck ‘em. No really. Fuck ‘em. I’ll watch. No gay shit. Let’s watch ball…s
1:02:41 – Seth: “If I see a fucking picture of me on Casual Encounters that I am not putting on there for the express written consent of blowing dudes, you’re in trouble.”
1:06:42 – “Took two viagra.. look what’s in my hand? How do I help this? You can help. Winky wink!”
26:44 – Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill – being sold on QVC. Costs $120
28:46 – Taser International Inc. begins shipping its new C2 personal protector weapon. 99% of market is law enforcement, but now they have all the same colors as RAZR
51:24 – UGK feat. OutKast – “Int’l Players Anthem”
53:21 – Brad Paisley – “Mr. Policeman”
59:21 – Seth spots Zach Braff and Andy Samberg coming out of a Yogo Tango at the Beverly Center
3:32 – Jah misses yet another TCAP. Part II of II from Ocean County, N.J. – guy with KY; guy in Yankees jacket starts bawling; sex offender drives motorcycle 6 hours to get there (Jah: “Wild Hogs!”); dirty stache – “You give good directions!”
13:33 – Jah ponders – is this peed stuff coming to light b/c of the internet, or is it a product of the internet?
22:18 – Seth is hesitant to talk about sports because a UYD listener e-mailed Jonathan and said last week’s episode was good because there was no sports stuff in it. Jah: “I love the sports stuff because I wasn’t a very good athlete in school. I was, up until the point that I found other things to fill my time with.”
27:23 – Seth got an oversize sweater (green with red trim) that says JUST HEAR THOSE RING DING BLING A ZING “However the fuck that goes, it says that, crocheted in.” He bought it for $333.
41:24 – Seth holed himself up in Abiquiu, N.M. – got a bottle of Jack Daniels, drove into Santa Fe to get a USA Today to make sure the world hadn’t ended yet (originally mentioned in Episode 052, 19:48)
49:28 – Seth met Corey Feldman at the world premiere of Bad Wives. The only hitch was that they took the pornographic scenes out of the film for the premiere’s sake
51:08 – One of Seth’s friends was at Griffith Park, and saw one-half of OutKast. Another person whispered to him, “Do you know who that is? That’s Andre 2000.”
25:27 – Myspace pulled 29,000 registered sex offenders off its pages
39:33 – Guitar Hero III has included a bonus track by the most consistently requested band and song – Dragonforce’s “Through The Fire And Flames”
41:11 – All-Pro Football 2K8 features O.J. Simpson on a team called “The Assassins”
23:53 – Seth would never go skydiving and would never go bungee jumping. A UYD listener went skydiving for her birthday and Jonathan thought that was awesome – the closest he’s ever come is riding Colossus at Magic Mountain. Seth hates roller coasters too.
50:32 – Jonathan fails miserably at his Macho Man Randy Savage impersonation
1:03:44 – Jonathan teases us by telling us we will have awesome UYD t-shirts
1:05:24 – Jah encourages listeners to go into Apple Stores and subscribe to UYD through iTunes at those stores
18:24 – Jah hammers Deion Sanders for comparing dogfighting to ultimate fighting