View Episode 064
Originally aired 05.11.07
1:03:17
31:55 – Cocaine energy drink pulled from stores nationwide
21:35 – Michael Francis Wiley, the guy with no arms and one leg revisited. Cops takes statement from next door neighbor: “He is one of the best drivers I’ve ever seen in my life, but he’s the worst person I’ve ever met.”
9:11 – The Sleep Helmet – by a Wisconsin professor, simulates sleep patterns measured in brain; could give you 8 hours of sleep in 4 hours
35:58 – DJ Quik and The Fixxers – “Can You Work Wit Dat?” (not spoken until 37:04)
38:24 – Garret Swayne – “Email Female”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
15:21 – Billboard singles for 1982 vs. 2007
1:01 – Jah was straight edge for a while. He put an "X" on his hand. He didn’t smoke, drink, eat meat or fuck
49:33 – Seth was a junior in high school and remembers the hallway he was in when he saw a kid wearing a COWABUNGA Bart Simpson t-shirt and was wondering who that was
52:40 – Jah is a Lost watcher, which he doesn’t talk about. During this week’s episode his HD signal messed up and he called around to ask friends to tivo it, but someone finally tells him to just download the episode from iTunes for $1.99
2:24 – Republican hopeful Tom Tancredo, after being asked his favorite fitness activity: “Hunting.”
10:47 – Love God’s Way – gay bands and safe bands
18:14 – Softball player at a high school in Shreveport, La., shows police photos and videos on her cell phone that her coach had sent to her of his balls and him jerking off
27:10 – Michelle Duggar, 40 years old, and her husband Jim Bob, are about to have their 17th baby in Arkansas. She had her first child at age 21: Joshua, 19; John-David and Jana, 17; Jill, 15; Jessa, 14; Jinger, 13; Joseph, 12; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah and Jedidiah, 8; Jason, 7; James, 5; Justin, 4; Jackson Levi, 2; Johannah Faith, 19 months; and at the end of July is Jennifer Daniel – God willing. … Jah: “They’re all gifts from gross.”
41:37 – Jah reads 16 funny police comments taken off car videos across the country
54:47 – Woman in Wisconsin calls 911 asking for a nanny. Apparently she was watching Nanny 911 and missed the point (Episode 001, 23:05).
3:19 – Jonathan was duped by Seth last week by the Grateful Dead song “Gentlemen Start Your Engines,” which Jonathan reads the lyrics of
5:55 – Jonathan clarifies his incorrect Down’s syndrome fact – incidence rate in African American and Caucasian children is 1 per 600-700 live births, rather than 1 in 10
53:30 – People on website say Seth looks and sounds like David Spade and Jonathan looks like a young Norm Peterson from Cheers. Jah will concede the Norm comparison but Seth isn’t down with being compared to the Spade-dog: Seth: “David Spade? So I look like a female marionette puppet with a fake wig? Thanks listeners. Appreciate it.”
33:59 – Commercials for KFC during the Kentucky Derby saying “we’re #1 in China!” have been running constantly showing Chinese people going apeshit over the fried goodness.
35:45 – Jonathan predicts that the 17-baby family in Arkansas will have one of their kids killed
51:33 – Seth rips Charlie Sheen for wearing weird shirts in Two and a Half Men
38:07 – Seth drops the N-bomb