View Episode 050
Originally aired 02.05.07
36:10 – Seth: “Usually we save that for the end of the show…”
1:02:59 – Seth: “This is the 50th time we’ve said it and we’ve never meant it more seriously: Seatbelts.” (actually the 33rd time)
16:44 – UYD: Canada’s Mexicans
38:00 – Monday night, Feb. 5, 10:30 p.m. on E!, The Boulevard of Broken Dreams – Mitch Hedberg; Tuesday night, TCAP, 8 p.m.; 10 p.m. on HBO – Bastards at the Party, the history of gangs in Los Angeles; Wednesday, Feb. 7, CYLL, TV Land, Episode #100 of The Brady Bunch, “Peter and the Wolf”; Saturday night, 11 p.m. on HBO: Cathouse. Also, 2.4 million people watched the Miss America Pageant. In 1960 85 million watched it.
53:27 – Jah discusses his statement about how UYD has a killing effect on old people. Emma Tillman died this week, within 90 hours of del Toro passing away. The new oldest person in the world is Yone Minagawa, born on Jan. 4, 1893. Seth says Yone will not see Valentine’s Day; he also warns Tomoji to watch it
12:01 – Woman went into hospital to give birth and left with no arms or legs; etc.
22:16 – Pepsi Tava, Diet Coke Plus
13:35 – IN: Meggings.
18:08 – OUT: Starbucks coffee. IN: McDonald’s coffee
4:38 – Long Beach recap – Chris Hansen asks one dude, “It says here your screen name is canIrapeyouanally.” Peed: “It gets responses.” … another dude jets when he finds out it’s a girl; disheveled man rides bike there and says he’s “35-40. … I’m out of there. This sucks.” (8:15). Another guy puts t-shirt over his head until they pull out a picture of his prick and ask if that’s his cock-and-balls. “Oh NOOOO! Yes!” (9:02). Seth discusses the new male decoy and how he’s just going for it.
24:32 – Jonathan’s LA traffic story – leaves Dad’s house at 4:15 p.m., gets home at 7:30 p.m. (normally a 20-minute drive)
31:15 – Jonathan’s horrific car accident story. He was 19 years old, driving one lane from the far left lane. Woman pulls onto the on-ramp, cuts over, car was coming, she realizes this and cuts hard right, car cuts sideways away from Jah, overcompensates, comes back the other way across the freeway and Jah t-bones this lady in a two-door 1986 Tercel at 80 mph and lets Jesus take the wheel. Jah sees the car spin around, fly across the freeway and go over the hill. Jah’s GMC Yukon was totally jacked up; his front bumper and engine went down into the car, both of his tires explode and cave in. Jah thought for sure she was dead, but he sees her climb up over the hill in a McDonald’s uniform and had an enormous welt on her head. Jah looks over and sees his girlfriend from high school standing there and she asks Jah why he didn’t see her. She said Jah just looked at what was happening and simply threw his arms up
0:33 – Jah busts out “Drift Away” by Dobie Gray, botches the lyrics and can’t figure out who sings it
18:43 – Jonathan and Seth watch unrated version of The Marine with John Cena – they declare it “awesome.”
39:28 – Jonathan’s dad was supposed to be on board the helicopter that crashed on the set of Twilight Zone: The Movie (killed 2 people), but his car got stolen and he couldn’t be there
55:37 – Yone Minagawa will not see Valentine’s Day
20:19 – Seth and Jah rip “Body By God,” and Seth quotes Mark 18:22 as talking about lats, delts and twats