View Episode 049
Originally aired 01.29.07
1:02:57
6:52 – UYD: GNOC
43:18 – UYD: Clean needles, loud pipes
40:23 – Emiliano Mercado Del Toro passes away this week. Emma Tillman is still kickin’ it. New title of world’s oldest living man goes to Japan’s Tamoji Tanabi, who was born Sept. 18, 1895. Oldest man in the U.S. is Antonio Pierro straight out of Boston – born Feb. 22, 1896. Once you hit 112, you’ve got about a week. Either that or once you’re mentioned on UYD, you’ve got 7 days left to live. Pierro’s birth certificate says he was born on Feb. 22, although he claims he was born Feb. 15. Seth: “Hey Tamoji, don’t eat bad sushi.”
26:01 – Guy tries to rob house and punches 9-month-old and 3-year-old in the face, then asks cops for their addresses so he can go have sex with their wives; man strips naked with phone in his hand and tries to swim away, then bites the cop on the chest when they haul him into the boat; man driving Cadillic runs over bicycle rider then beats him up; etc. Seth: “Florida, you seem to have a problem with biting people and lighting shit on fire. Because last week there were six different stories where you lit shit on fire. Can’t pay your rent? Light that apartment on fire. Don’t like the porno you’re beating off to? Light the porn store on fire. There’s a bees nest in front of your house? Light the bees nest and then the house on fire! You got fuckin’ problems, Florida.” (32:42)
58:08 – OUT: Red tea. IN: Picnoginol
33:31 – Mac Dre – “Thizzle Mountain” (not spoken until 36:43)
38:04 – John Mellencamp – “Our Country” (Jonathan and Seth sing at end)
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
5:09 – Jonathan teaching Seth text/IM abbreviations
22:28 – Seth: “Is it a coincidence that TCAP is back on Tuesday and Michael Jackson is back in the United States after a year-long hiatus?”
11:24 – Dr. Flynn put a finger in Seth’s butt when his appendix burst. Seth ate a pint of Cherry Garcia and woke up with a wicked stomachache, and drove himself to St. Joseph’s Hospital in Burbank in his bucket seat Datsun 280Z because his roommate Bowman was asleep and he couldn’t wake him up
12:59 – Jonathan’s prostate exam story (gay joke while finger in butt)
53:33 – Seth’s sandwich artist, Gerson, looks just like Oscar De La Hoya
19:14 – Brian Lang, public access show host guaranteed Superbowl ticket from Chris Harris, Harris holds out on him. “Nah, I was just playin’. I just play like that. I’m a playa. I play." Do you play dog??! Or do you lie??!
54:34 – Tony Snow says “Play that funky music, white girl” to White House correspondent Martha Raddatz after her cell phone goes off to the ringtone “Ridin’” by Chamillionaire
57:22 – Transit chief for city of Los Angeles being interviewed by LA Times reporter who writes about cutting down on smog, etc., and the transit chief drives a Hummer
2:33 – Jah’s father told him not to put on headphones for the podcast because he’ll fall in love with his own voice
43:08 – Seth repeats the phrase Jah taught him in Episode 36 – “Loud pipes save lives.” Jah: “And clean needles.”
43:41 – Danny Finegood obit – as part of his environmental sculpture at his Cal State-Northridge class, he changed the Hollywood sign to read HOLLYWEED
9:50 – National Academy of Sciences Institute of Medicine conducted a study that finds that due to doctors’ sloppy handwriting, over 7,000 people are killed every year and 1.5 million are injured due to unclear abbreviations in dosage indications on prescription pads
7:22 – Seth reems extravagant text message/AIM lingo, like LQ2M (Laughing quietly to myself), FOAG (Fuck off and Google), KMIA (Kiss my Italian ass), YKYARW (You know you’re a redneck when…), NE14KFC? (Seth: “Really?!”), NE14MCD? (Anyone for Mickey D’s), AWGTHTGTTA (Are we going to have to go through this again?), and BOBFOC. Seth: “Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch? What the fuck does this mean?!”
6:20 – Jonathan: “Is F.O.S. one? Fuck off spic.”