View Episode 045
Originally aired 01.02.07
1:00:15 – Seth: “One thing that we said in 2006 and we will never stop saying in 2007 is seatbelts.”
29:45 – UYD: Catering gay marriages
30:30 – UYD: A fair shake
41:24 – UYD: No litter, no drunks
51:43 – UYD: Killing Baja Freshes since the ’80s
57:48 – UYD: Aglets to eyelets
19:48 – There are eight reality TV shows premiering this week: Monday, Jan. 1, 2007, High Maintenance 90210; Sunday on HGTV, CYLL for Meet the Begleys; also Sunday, 8 p.m., NBC, Grease: You’re the One That I Want, 9 p.m., VH1, Surreal Life: Fame Games; 10 p.m. on Sunday, MTV, I’m From Rolling Stone; Monday, VH1, I’m From New York; and Ego Trip’s White Rapper Show with MC Search from Third Base on VH1; on Lifetime, Gay, Straight or Taken.
3:04 – Disassociative Fuge: An intense psychological episode that causes a form of amnesia and enables Seth to take on an entirely different identity (Caleb). It happened to Seth at LAX at 1 a.m. when his passenger door was open and a cab almost tore his door off
7:54 – T.I. feat. Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Big Kuntry & B.G. – “Top Back Remix”
6:18 – George Strait – “All My Ex’s Live In Texas”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
36:24 – Jonathan doing Bobby McFerrin’s “Blackbird”
50:18 – Jonathan’s Baja Fresh story (“I’m trying to order here!”)
54:07 – Seth was at the Hollywood Christmas Parade in 2004, sees Leo Rossi on a float going by and waving to the crowd: “Is that the rapist from The Accused? What the fuck are you doing in this parade?! It’s Leo Rossi from The Accused. And Leo looked me dead in the eye and he waved at me, and I waved back. I said ‘Hey! You’re the rapist from The Accused! Thanks for being in the parade!’ And then there was Peter Sarsgaard from Boys Don’t Cry. He raped, didn’t he? It’s a rape parade!” (story is brought up again in Episode 057 at 10:14)
10:20 – P Diddy comes under fire for a jacket from his winter collection, advertised as imitation fur, but the Human Society purchased some of the jackets, ran tests and found out they come from a Chinese breed of dog that resembles a raccoon. Macy’s agrees to stop selling the coat, Diddy says “I dunno.”
24:49 – Mike Tyson was arrested in Arizona for driving into a police car and wiping white powder off the dash and having two huge bags of coke on him. He began crying and saying “I’m a cocaine addict.”
25:40 – A junior high school in Iowa City has banned hugging
30:38 – Flight rerouted from New York to Maine, they had to turn it back and land it because a male passenger handed a note to a stewardess written by God
41:31 – Response Options teaches us how to prevent school shootings – throw books and backpacks at the shooter
0:48 – Jah and Seth are sitting Indian-style on a nice Afghan rug in their Christmas cashmere turtlenecks, looking back and reflecting on the antics of 2006.
36:07 – Jah can’t think of Garth Brooks’ alter-ego until Seth reveals it, Chris Gaines, at the 37:35 mark
36:24 – Jah rocks a Bobby McFerrin ditty, “Blackbird”
44:45 – Seth and Jah try to figure out what kind of a website they could create in ’07 to have a streamlined niche market. Jah suggests fat people grocery shopping. They will name it “Chubbb Grubbb,” or www.chubbbgrubbb.com
47:55 – Jonathan buys Seth an Audix OM2 microphone for Christmas – it’s his second-best Christmas gift ever, next to his Haro BMX: “Hey, how’s your Haro, Seth? Well, it’s pretty awesome, world. Well harooo, Haro.”
42:00 – Seth: “I believe 07 will be the year of the school shootings. I’m afraid it will bring another Columbine.”
35:05 – Seth hammers Akon for his wack lyrics: “ Get in my Lamborghini Gilardo / Let’s go back to my house and kick it like Tai-bo. Really?!”
11:21 – Seth: “You’ve got to keep an eye on these people.”