View Episode 043
Originally aired 12.18.06
1:02:46
52:02 – Synesthesia: Seth is a rare human being who tastes his words, a stimulation of one sensory or cognitive pathway leading to automatic, involuntary experiences in a second sensory or cognitive pathway.
29:32 – Puerto Rican Emiliano Mercado del Toro, still holding strong at 114, has been listening to Uhh Yeah Dude for a while. He’s now the oldest person in the world because American Lizzie Bolden passed away on Monday. She had 7 children (two still alive). She had 40 grandchildren, 75 great-granchildren, 150 great-great grandchildren, 220 great-great-great grandchildren and 75 great-great-great-great grandchildren. Second-oldest person living is Julie Winifred Bertrand from Canada; she’s only one month younger than Del Toro
23:12 – Rep. Tom Tancredo (R.-Colo.) calls Miami a “third-world country;” cocaine washing up on Florida beaches; giant African rats taking over the state; president of Goya foods has birthday party for daughter and a cougar mauls one of her friends; dude in Pensacola arrested with 40,000 photos of child porn; etc.
39:13 – New holiday flavor candy canes
42:37 – World’s largest pogo stick, that allows you to jump eight feet in the air. Developed by Brian Spencer
44:29 – Pornaments from Spencers gifts
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
22:34 – Jah: “Would you rather get your teeth knocked out and raped or would you rather be fast-tracked to the lethal injection chair where they’re guaranteed to botch it?”
8:03 – Seth’s mom asks him why they talk about drugs nonstop; he says it’s because they haven’t done them in 15 years and they can’t stop talking about them.
17:25 – Robotripping – teens using over-the-counter cough and cold medicine to get a cheap high
19:13 – Jah spent so much money on a brick of hash and he refused to admit it was bunk. He stole money from his dad for it and smoked it for a week. It ended in him projectile vomiting for inhaling the stuff that was bound together by tar and alcohol. He smoked in in his one-hit out of the back window of his RTD bus
28:33 – Seth: “And where’s Dateline?” Jah: “Fuck Dateline.”
3:00 – Seth got grifted on Beale Street in Memphis trying to buy a bag of weed off a homeless guy, who ran from him
3:10 – Stacy and Susan story – young Jah in Maui smoking fabulous herb with the locals. He makes the mistake of buying herb from Stacy and Susan in this other dealer’s house, and they vibe him out and give him some laced herb. Jah gets horrific lockjaw and is sitting there completely paralyzed for 2 ½ hours as they keep saying mean shit to him. He stumbles out of the house, other guy jumps in the back of a pickup and yells “Stacy and Susan!” as they peel off.
10:18 – Jah got taken on the internet buying a piece of gear – there was no way the deal could have been right but Jah put his blinders on b/c he wanted it so bad. Guy’s name was Cam Lyman. The address he gave Jah was a used car dealership, and cop wouldn’t pursue it. Cost $2,000 of Mr. Larroquette’s money that he lent to Jah.
17:55 – In 1990 at Jenny Windell’s house Seth watched the Red Sox get swept out of the AL playoffs by the Oakland A’s; the only thing that got him through that series was drinking down some Robitussin
59:00 – Jonathan’s SUV story
0:50 – Jack Kevorkian is going to be paroled and will be UYD’s first in-studio guest. They’re waiting on Brian Bosworth and Danger Mouse, but they’ll take Kevorkian in Episode 69 and be killed live on the show
2:25 and 8:17 – Consumer Affairs Top 10 scams of 2006: 7) gas pellets; 8) grandparents scam; 9) Oprah scam promising tickets to a taping; etc.
12:48 – On Jan. 1, NBA goes back to leather ball. Dan Shannon, the manager of campaigns for PETA, sent an open letter to the NBA. Claims that they will give a lifetime supply of cruelty-free hand cream to any player who will support the microfiber ball.
22:09 – National Prison Rape Elimination Commission met this week and found out that people get raped in prison – about 1,000 each week for the last 20 years
33:23 – Seth dips back in to his desire to want a great-grandson named Jeff
1:57 – Seth rips Jack Kevorkian for his crazy paintings: “No I’m doing it for these people. Um, your paintings are crazy!”
38:54 – Seth rips the country for having people on meth jamming candy canes in butts