View Episode 042
Originally aired 12.11.06
1:02:33
47:18 – UYD: God doesn’t make junk
38:28 – Gin J. Bullock – Cocaine energy drink mixed with cheap gin
12:19 – Director of UCLA’s Impulse Control Disorder Clinic, Dr. Timothy Fong, declares that Black Friday has something innate, a caveman-like shopping sense that is propelling it. Like Tigers on the hunt, tracking down something of perceived value. When you get up really early and wait in line, the suffering triggers an instinct in you that says this is all for something, I will suffer and pounce and prey.
35:38 – Desk Rage (Workers Gone Wild): Jobs are so full of stress that people are going nuts in the “Dilbertization” of America, underpaid, overworked, underappreciated
51:36 – Jah is featured in the LA Weekly this week for his poetry. The thinspiration for his message was a strict diet of marijuana and orange juice. The article didn’t plug the podcast but it did plug Night Court
31:27 – (“Who’s Makin’ It Work?”) – A) Woman angry at her boyfriend, gives him some drinks, then lights his balls on fire; B) Man shoots girlfriend in rectum
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
17:27 – Top 100 names of 2006 for newborn babies. Jonathan has to name 5 of top 10 boy names but can’t get a single one
52:00 – Jah used to quell his marijuana munchies by smoking even more marijuana
8:58 – Jonathan’s bank punishes his “misuse” by giving him an ATM card (no debit privileges) … the “DECLINED!” story is brought up again at 11:59
28:00 – Seth graduated high school in 1991. This guy Geno DeLuca had a cell phone and drove a Suzuki Samari. The cell had its own carrying case and he would be on it, talking at the football game and everyone was going crazy
32:33 – Seth hits his balls two weeks ago and has a flashback to 15 years ago when he was driving a mail truck down a hill and hit his balls
34:57 – On Monday (Dec. 4), someone said “Merry Christmas” to Seth and he yelled “Back at ya dog!” He feels like people shouldn’t even say that until the 23rd.
39:23 – Seth gave Jah the “Eyes of Tammy Faye” pin to Jah. The last time Seth went to Sunset 5 was with Bobby Bukowski to see that movie
54:06 – Jonathan’s story about meeting with commercial agents. Lady: “What’s your look? I just want to take out a pair of scissors and trim your beard.” Jah: “That wouldn’t be cool with me, I’m Muslim.” Seth: “Oh, what the fuck man!!”
13:58 – Laughter yoga – builds lung capacity, relieves excess stress, has aerobic benefits. There are 60 certified laugh instructors just in the Los Angeles area alone. Jah has seen it from Jeremy Piven’s Journey of a Lifetime
15:11 – Day spas for infants is the new craze. Baby massage, baby yoga, baby sign language classes, body scrubs, facials, etc. They take the babies and roll them around in warm spaghetti
29:09 – During Super Bowl in ’04 they showed old commercials from ’84; Seth reflects on the first fax machine commercial
42:24 – “Armed and Famous” – celebrities sworn in as reserve police officers by Muncie, Indiana PD: Erik Estrada, Latoya Jackson, Jack Osborne, Wee Man and Trish Stratus
48:00 – Denny Welch (1,500 lbs.) inviting neighborhood kids over to watch gay porn
53:43 – The Laugh Factory fines comedians $20 now if they say the n-word on stage. Damon Wayans went up there with a handful of $20s and dropped 17 n-bombs in his routine
19:57 – We learn Seth’s brother’s name, Max
37:42 – Seth announces his new name for the internet, the “monsterweb.”
45:23 – Jonathan says Christmas music sends him to the darkest place ever, while Seth says the Charlie Brown Christmas music freaks him out
51:36 – Jah is in the LA Weekly this week, with some of his poetry quoted in it
3:42 – If Jah sees another segment on dudes going to fish markets and learning how to catch fish, he’s going to snap