View Episode 036
Originally aired 10.23.06
1:00:34
39:56 – UYD: CYLL
38:26 – Friday, Oct. 27, 8 to 9 p.m., ABC, The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
53:39 – (backwards intro) son accused of hammer attack on mom; man killed while laying on RR tracks; man gets gold teeth stolen from mouth while sleeping; etc.
57:32 – Who’s Daddin’ Harder: A) Dad takes out hit on unborn baby; B) Philly newsstand owner threatens to rape anyone who objects to him selling pornography
41:15 – Harley Davidson Road Food
42:23 – IN: Plastic pairings – couples plastic surgery
43:44 – Petey Pablo – “Freek-A-Leek”
46:26 – Danielle Peck – “Findin’ A Good Man”
27:35 – Seth announces his new Halloween costume – Chris Hansen from TCAP. He’s going to read actual transcripts from the show to average dudes
4:54 – Jonathan performed a series of poetic works at a venue in Hollywood the week before, before 500 strangers he said he dipped into Native American works to get close to hippie chicks to “get blown.” The Today Show filmed the event
12:04 – Jonathan’s story about being at dinner with two former film school tools who talk about Goodfellas and the Jerky Boys
26:58 – Jah saw one drunk priest as a Halloween costume one time; Seth also saw one who had a prop – a bottle of booze inside a Bible; Jah’s was with pants down and a fake kid affixed to his crotch
20:07 – National Retail Federation releases list of top 10 best-selling lists for men and women. Girls are the usual, but the guys are crazy: #4 – Star Wars; #7 – Matrix; also “Pirate,” “Funny” and “Goth” themes, etc.
0:43 – Jonathan’s voice is all jacked up: “I’m very under the weather so I apologize for the snot in my timber.”
1:14 and 4:15 – Seth announces there will be no episode the following week because he is going in for testing on his DPR
9:18 – Seth gives us Seinfeld’s routine from the Comedy Central Night of Too Many Stars Autism Benefit
29:06 – Seth apologizes to all gay UYD listeners for using offensive terminology like “fruit,” “faggot,” etc.
41:43 – Jonathan declares that “loud pipes save lives”
51:46 – Massachusetts city bans playing tag – Jonathan thought he was talking about TAG body spray
7:13 – Seth goes off on people who still do layaway at stores: “I have 15 credit cards. You can’t get one?”
9:12 – Seth goes off on Jerry Seinfeld’s wack comedy … What’s up with *69? (10:29) “What’s up with *69??" Really? Hey guy – stop talking. … A 10-year-old looked at an 11-year-old and mouthed, Star 69? (11:47)
16:03 – Jonathan going off on guys talking about the Jerky Boys: “Am I dead? Because last time I checked it’s 2006, we’re sitting in a Mexican restaurant and you just talked about Goodfellas, Howard Stern and the Jerky Boys!”
21:31 – Seth going off on people who dress up in Star Wars and Matrix costumes for Halloween: “Hey, what’s up? Hey Neo. Where’s Morpheus? … If I saw a motherfucker in a trenchcoat, I would throttle him. Unless you’re Trenchcoat Mafia, unless you’re going to go Dylan and Eric on me, you best not show up wearing trenchcoats.” (22:49) Seth: “That’s my call to arms for all UYD listeners. Feel free to beat the shit out of anyone that has a super wack costume. Don’t let it slide.” (24:24)
53:03 – Seth: “That’s why the Indians hate us, because they have curry and I have Axe body spray.”