View Episode 031
Originally aired 09.11.06
1:00:44
1:06 – UYD: Locals only
4:11 – UYD: Deep battered
8:03 – UYD: Black raspberry
10:11 – UYD: DECLINED!
14:57 – UYD: Appreciate nonetheless
18:01 – UYD: Very simple
18:27 – Iran: What haven’t they done?
24:16 – UYD: Walk It Out
33:56 – UYD: Saving America from herself
41:51 – UYD: Willi and Bruce
42:27 – UYD: Bona fide
48:35 – UYD: It’s insane
54:14 – UYD: Eating silt
54:21 – UYD: Then we’ll talk
55:37 – Florida: Fakin’ it
28:56 – Telephone Telepathy: Seth knows when Jah is going to call, e-mail and text him; Ingrained Caloric Perceptual Bias (ICPB): Seth’s mind and brain can’t properly gauge his daily caloric intake, and he keeps leaving things he ate out of his memory
52:29 – Jogger stuck in mud for four days eating mud to stay alive; guy posing as phony secret service agent; man shot in face over gold chain; police still hunting naked tickler; woman in Lowe’s superstore taking to hospital after getting bitten by poisonous snake twice in garden center; peeping tom charged for taking ‘upshots’; etc.
34:52 – 103-inch plasma TV by Panasonic; LG/Samsung 102-inch plasma ($70,000)
4:38 and 7:39 – OUT: Charter / montessori schools. IN: Home schooling. OUT: Pomegranate. IN: black raspberry
22:13 – DJ Webstar and Young B – “Chicken Noodle Soup”
23:14 – DJ Unk – “Walk It Out” (Jonathan pronounces Patrón the wrong way)
20:18 – Jake Owen – “Yeehaw”
48:40 – Seth references free-for-all summer that the peeds had
39:10 – Title not mentioned:
The turtle was of a deep green / All animals envied his instinct and guile / With all he shared, love, and smile / The turtle loved by many / Hunted by few / Was given all the benefits of the forest / All he asked for was unity and acceptance for change / As he wades through the river the animals bid him fair well / Later on that day on his journey to the next land / He was caught by two men/ And they proceeded to split him in half and eat him
8:27 – Jonathan’s 7-11 story – debit card declined for $1.82. 7-11 Teller yells at full volume: DECLINED! Jah: “He looked at me after he said DECLINED! and had this awesome smile on his face like I was supposed to be into it with him, and I was so not into it with him because I was like dying.”
15:25 – Jonathan gets call from listener Tara (a.k.a. ohemgeeitsme), who wants to know why Seth doesn’t speak in the restaurant where he met the crazy chick – Seth never answers
28:09 – Seth had free passes to the Arclight and saw Boat Trip on opening weekend and saw Head of State the next weekend with peppered trenchcoat peeds throughout the audience
1:35 – State Fair of Texas specializes in crazy fried foods: first-ever corn dog; first fried Twinkie; deep-fried Coca-Cola
18:09 – Iran claims they’ve found a cure for AIDS
25:33 – Mancations – vacation for the boys to roll out
46:19 and 54:53 – Best names in NFL: Samari Rolle, Peerless Price, Jabari Greer, TJ Houshmandzadeh, Ebanezer Ekuban, Takeo Spikes, Jeremetrius Butler, Laverneaus Coles, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila, Boss Bailey, Deuce McAlister, Tully Banta-Cain, Asante Samuel, Ty Law, Frostee Rucker, Chika Okafor, Tank Johnson, Bubba Franks, Anquan Boldin, Jevon Kearse, Marques Tuiasasopo, Na’il Diggs
48:54 – Crazy religious community in the Ozarks of Missouri – child predator charges filed against pastor. He says he was ordained by God to fulfill needs of these young girls by giving them Angel Kisses: Seth re-enacts scene with kissing sound effects: If it didn’t feel good, God wouldn’t let me do it. God’s good. It’s an angel kiss
4:56 – Biggest party schools in the country (1. Texas, also UCSB, Wisconsin, Ohio State, Evergreen, UMass) High Times biggest weed schools (1. Maryland, also Colorado, Rhode Island, Florida State, Evergreen)
18:43 – Jah lights up on air for the first time (lighter audible at 19:06). He claims that he does not plan to make a habit of this whilst recording. Seth thinks he should continue to do it
41:08 – Seth ponders, what is the dipping sauce for balls?
51:46 – Seth goes off on creepy sects and Warren Jeffs
45:45 – Seth’s burka-wearing voice
54:44 – Seth: “Is that a football name, or is that a terrorist name? I can’t tell the difference.”