View Episode 029
Originally aired 08.28.06
1:01:10 – just Jah
20:30 – UYD: Get presumptuous
40:58 – UYD: Your source for country music
59:08 – UYD: Touch it, touch it, come on, touch it
1:00:56 – UYD: LGBT for life
23:14 – Celebrity Duets on Tuesday night, featuring the following celebrities: Cheech Marin, Lucy Lawless, Alfonso Ribeiro, Hal Sparks, Leah Thompson, Jai Rodriguez, Carly Patterson and Chris Jericho; and the following pros: Smokey Robinson, Cindy Lauper, Richard Marx, Randy Travis, Dionne Warwick, Brian McKnight, Patti Labelle, Chaka Khan, Aaron Neville, Clint Black, Kenny Loggins and Michael Bolton.
29:10 – Wednesday night, Aug. 30, 20/20’s Elizabeth Vargas is hosting a show called Last Days On Earth, a show that discusses the 8 things that could kill us in the next few years (black holes, artificial intelligence, giant asteroids, super volcanoes, nuclear war, climate change, new crazy diseases); and Thursday night, Aug. 31, MTV Video Music Awards hosted by Jack Black
45:20 – Seth is allergic to broke
56:48 – Armless man Michael Francis Wiley pulled over for driving yet again; 7-year-old’s thumb bit off by dolphin at Sea World; police chief’s home burglarized while he’s giving a lecture on crime prevention; man bites kid’s balls; flasher repeatedly asks people to “touch it, touch it, come on, touch it;” man lights adult bookstore on fire out of guilt; etc. (phone call interrupts TWIF at 58:05)
37:50 – Gold Peak Iced Tea by Coca-Cola
43:37 – Lil’ Scrappy feat. Young Buc – “Money In The Bank”
42:50 – Tracy Byrd – “We Like It That Way”
48:24 – Title not mentioned:
Between he and she / Who would you pick? / All those keeping her down / Y'all make I sick / I and I would not exist / If woman child were no here / A tear fall from my eye / Into your palm / We've been fighting for equality / For much too long / Times have changed / And so should the song / Be fruitful yes / But don't discriminate / Those who choose to ignore / It is your fate / How could a flower grow / If it didn't have good soil to put its roots in / To deprive sistrens of their rights / In my mind is a sin / So put their hand next to yours / And catch that tear together / A tear fall from my eye / Into you palm / We've been fighting for equality / For much too long / Times have changed / And so should the song
5:49 – Seth’s friend from Israel got married at the Albertson Wedding Chapel on Wilshire Boulevard at LaBrea on April Fool’s Day. He had to pull him aside and tell him he’s not supposed to get married on that day. Seth had some crazy cocktails out of Styrofoam cups.
6:54 – Seth found out on the Sunday morning following the Saturday night when Notorious B.I.G. was gunned down; a buddy called to tell him
12:39 – Study released by GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) shows that for the fall 06 TV schedule, there are a total of only 14 LGBT characters (Lesbian-Gay-Bisexual-Transgender)
32:53 – America’s Drunkest Cities – 1) Milwaukee, 2) Minneapolis/St. Paul, 3) Columbus, OH, 4) Boston, 5) Austin, 6) Chicago, 7) Cleveland, 8) Pittsburgh, 9) Philadelphia, 10) Providence RI
47:06 – Ron Artest to kids: “Someone started trouble, and I ended it.”
54:12 – We learn the identity of Seth’s mother, Marsha
25:36 – Jah predicts that Lucy Lawless will win Celebrity Duets
13:29 and 17:33 – Seth goes off on GLAAD for being angry about not enough LGBTs on TV
15:06 – Jah rips on myFox for ripping off the Myspace logo
53:32 – Jah blasts Jesus freaks
55:33 – Seth to old people mistaking gas pedal for brake: “STOP IT!!!! Stop doing that! It’s so stupid to do that! I don’t grab my ass when I piss, I don’t wipe my dick when I shit, stop mistaking these huge distinct pedals for shit!”
1:00:36 – Seth and Jah rail on their imaginary skinterns
53:32 – J: “Hey Jesus freaks, keep being really trippy.”
54:24 – J: “Why is it always food, too, with the Jesus stuff?”