View Episode 028
Originally aired 08.21.06
59:57
5:00 – UYD: Planet FUBU
5:53 – UYD: We own the planets
12:35 – Florida: You’re making me look bad
37:48 – UYD: Your only source in Los Angeles for country music
37:55 – UYD: Los Angeles’s #1 Country Station
45:04 – UYD: Full pubes, no license
58:44 – UYD: Soul boners
58:50 – UYD: Soul erection
26:50 – Monday, Aug. 21, Part I (Acts I & II), 9 to 11 p.m. and Tuesday, Aug. 22, Part II (Acts 3 & 4), 9 to 11 p.m., Spike Lee’s When The Levees Broke: A Requiem In Four Acts on HBO; Friday, Aug. 25 on HBO, the 5th Season premiere of Real Time with Bill Maher; and Sunday, Aug. 27, the Emmys hosted by Conan O’Brien.
22:55 – Pseudosuicide: Seth can fall in such a deep REM sleep that, coupled with his incredibly high threshold for pain, he can sleepwalk himself to death and not even know it
9:26 – While family fleeing house fire, family dog bites father; fire station built where water lines do not run to; 6-year-old beats up elementary school teacher; fake OBGYN goes door-to-door giving gynecological exams; Black Devil Pablo; etc.
41:48 – Diet Pepsi Jazz (black cherry, french vanilla, strawberries & crème) and Altoids chocolate-dipped mint (peppermint, cinnamon, ginger)
30:09 – Obie Trice feat. Akon – “Snitch” (not spoken until 31:48)
35:57 – (Jah chooses Koby Teeth over Tim McGraw, but Seth does both) Toby Keith – “You Ain’t Much Fun” and Tim McGraw – “I Like It, I Love It”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
2:43 – Real planets/fake planets game
44:30 – (not read until 46:54) Titled “LSD”:
That marshmallow feeling is now replaced / With one of a different face / One of frustration and rage / Yet also sprinkled with the tears of an infant / I thank, but I also regret / I prosper, but suffer too / And it seems too great for any human to comprehend
7:27 – On Google searching, these words come up the most in the state of Utah: Jesus, second coming, scrapbooking, digiscrapping, UYD, baby names, potty training, quilting, barbie
48:21 – PETA activists go back to given birth names (Christopher Garnett – last three years known as “KentuckyFriedCruelty.com” Karen Roberts changed name to “GoVeg.com” Another changed name to “RinglingBeatsAnimals.com”)
0:24 – They have finally found and arrested Haley Joel Osment’s killer
20:48 – We hear a police siren in the background of the UYD studio
42:12 – J & S improvise a jingle for Pepsi Jazz that will later be jacked by Pepsi
52:40 – SORIS – scans irises of sex offenders
56:25 – Jonathan on a hunger strike and loses 38 pounds
5:27 – Voicemail caller predicts Puerto Rico for Miss Teen USA (Montana edges out North Carolina, so Seth was kind of close)