View Episode 026
Originally aired 08.07.06
1:00:15 – Jonathan says it before Seth for the first time
20:51 – Florida: It’s a state of emergency
21:08 – UYD: Calling all moat builders
23:22 – TV non-pick: A&E, Monday night, 10 and 10:30 p.m., Gene Simmons Family Jewels
4:44 – Heat Rage: Seth gets so irritable from the extreme West Coast summer heat that he goes into mad fits of rage; Morgellan’s Disease: fibers are coming out of Seth’s skin
13:27 – Man looking at gun accidentally shoots self in head; dolphin at Sea World in Orlando bites child; pissing on mail in Pensacola and line-drying it; etc. Seth: “Florida … Stop pissing on your mail!!!”
46:17 – world’s first air-conditioned shirt; and Auto Cool
11:04 – OUT: Hawaiian deep sea water. IN: Sanfaustino water (high calcium)
38:03 – Lil’ Keke feat. Paul Wall – “Deuce”
33:42 – Toby Keith – “I Love This Bar”
8:15 – Seth’s friend sees Don Henley and Harrison Ford out getting it on
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
31:22: Jah: “Do you think it’s worse to bone down on an able-minded 11-year-old or a mentally handicapped one? Because obviously, from a mere guttural knee-jerk reaction you want to say it’s worse to do it with a mental, but probably the emotional impact of doing it to a mental is less because their capacity is diminished.” Seth: “OK, that’s a bold, psychotic statement you’ve made.”
43:44 – (Seth titles it “Sins of the Father”):
He was a man so stubborn in his ways, that not even his own loving son could get through to him. His son was at one time the same, but was trying to improve on this. He hated his father for holding him back, but at the same time knew that one day his father would die and he would no longer have to deal with any of the problems that he had to grow up with. But one day his father cut him so deep that the son couldn't handle it, and the son ran away never seeing his father or the rest of his family as a result. And until the day the son died he resented his father for what he did.
(read again in crazy robot voice at 57:53)
5:39 – Jah hasn’t punched a wall since he was 13 years old and some girl broke up with him
26:25 – Jah runs into Gene Simmons and his stupid kids at a Humphrey Yogart
40:10 – Crazy minor league baseball team promotions: Newark Bears – Britney Spears Baby Safety Night; Michigan Devil Rays – picked 3 lucky fans and sent them home with their own grounds crew; Altoona Curves – Awful Night game – do everything to make experience as unpleasant as possible for the fans, including having people heckle them and selling bottomless beer cups (you can purchase the bottom of the cup for 13 cents); Hagarstown Suns – Pre-planned Funeral Night, where one lucky fan was given a $6,500 value funeral; Nobody Night – tried to set record for lowest baseball attendance for a minor league baseball game, so fans were locked out of the game until the fifth inning when it became official; Father’s Day giveaway where two fans received a free vasectomy; first 500 fans received frozen popsicles shortly after Ted Williams’ son tried to cryogenically freeze Ted’s body
54:18 – Provincetown, MA: Gays verbally abusing straights by calling them “breeders.”
3:55 – www.uhhyeahdude.com is now up and running. Jah: “Your center, your HQ for everything UYD.”
33:21 – Seth begs for phone calls: “Somebody call. Call. Call. Call. Call. Just call.”
2:48 – Jah starts to go off on UYD listeners, but holds back and encourages people to get a friend to subscribe to the show
21:11 – Seth: “Florida – stop pissing on your mail!!” … “Hey Florida – stop pissing on your burns!” (22:55)
25:20 – Seth and Jonathan go off on Gene Simmons for stealing TV show ideas and flashing his long tongue to everyone
28:01 – Seth goes off on Dakota Fanning for being a voting member of the MPAA: “Bitch you are 10 years old! … Call me old-fashioned but I like my Academy voters to bleed once a month.”
34:47 – Jah and Seth reem Mel Gibson for his ethnic slurs
32:56 – Seth: “The blacks are shifty … those Asians and their driving…”