View Episode 025
Originally aired 07.31.06
1:01:10 – First time they both say it
58:55 – TV Guide channel having a show where they’re doing a scene from I Love Lucy – the Vitamina Vegemin scene, where an energy drink tastes awful but it’s done as a faux infomercial so the people have to pretend to enjoy it
58:20 – TV Guide Channel, Friday, Aug. 4, 8 p.m. – Trapped In TV Guide, hosted by Growing Pains actor Tracey Gold. With hidden cameras, an unsuspecting person is caught in the middle of their very own iconic television sitcom situation.
39:43 –Kleine-Levin syndrome (a.k.a. Sleeping Beauty Syndrome): Seth is asleep for 23 hours a day; he only wakes up for one hour to do UYD
14:41 – Clearwater man making documentary on scientology; female DUI instructor drunk; naked from waist down going 90-something down the road; etc.
14:41 – A Florida man is trying to make a documentary on the ill effects of scientology, but he has been arrested for sex crimes. Scientologists from the Ministry of Information Office got some mug shots and plastered thousands of them all over Clearwater to try and take him down.
7:43 – (“Who’s the Greatest Mother?”) A) WI mother nursing her baby drunk, passed out and smothered her baby; B) CO mom hid baby behind entertainment center in family’s living room; C) Mom took 3-year-old baby to house party, baby gets hopped up on LSD
42:15 – Follow the Son flip-flops
45:10 – Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg and Lil’ John – “Go To Church” (Snoop’s verse read)
47:15 – Diamond Rio – “In God We Still Trust”
12:33 – Seth: “What happens to a 3-year-old when he trips on acid?” Jah: “Well, whatever happens, he’s better for it.”
53:07 – Untitled:
She was never a very good photographer. When it came to outdoors she claimed that there was just too much to photograph. She’d go kind of crazy just taking picture after picture, not caring if the photograph was in focus, or whether it was of buildings, or people, or the dirt road in front of her. But indoors she was brilliant. Her eye was so good at picking out what looked good, or what looked inviting. To the right you see a self portrait she took of herself in the bathroom shortly before she killed herself. She was found dead in the same outlandish outfit she has on in the photograph. Supposedly her suicide note said: “Indoors or outdoors I’m no good anymore.” I liked her, but she was a little insane. I always knew that.
16:00 – Jonathan on the state beach in Oregon, sees wasted dudes driving Tundras going 65 mph and spinning out when the max speed limit is 25
26:00 – Jonathan rehashes Eczema dude / night latte story (Episode 1) – sees the eczema dude again in Portland, OR while he’s in town for his sister’s wedding, has full panic attack (Other barista at Starbucks to Jonathan: “It’s not Asian, it’s South Pacific.”)
24:04 – Rehash of story about boyfriend shoving cell phone down girlfriend’s mouth – jury lets him off b/c apparently they buy the story of her trying to swallow the phone to hide the numbers from her boyfriend
56:25 – “Bagging” – kids stick heads in bags of mothballs
0:50 – George, a newlywed from Queens NY wins the 25th anniversary special
3:17 – Introduction to zabasearch.com
25:38 – Prime phone swallowing material (PSM) This is what’s Jah’s gonna say when he sees a hot lady walking down the street: “She’s a PSM”
36:00 – Prison pruno recipe (take 10 peeled oranges and 1 8-oz bowl of fruit cocktail, squeeze fruit into small plastic bag, put juice with mash. Add 16 ounces of water, place bag in sink, heat for 15 mins with hot water, keep towels around bag for fermentation, stash bag in cell for 48 hours. Take bag out, add 40-60 cubes of white sugar, add 6 tsp. of ketchup, seal bag, put back in sink, heat in running water for 30 mins. Wrap it up, put it away for 72 hours. Reheat for 15 mins every day for three days. Skim off mash at top of bag, pour remaining portion into 2 18-oz cups, drink very quickly)
59:51 – Jonathan announces the implementation of the UYD website – predicts it will be up within 24-48 hours of when the listener is hearing this show