View Episode 024
Originally aired 07.24.06
1:00:34 – After forgetting it for an episode, Seth establishes it as a staple
51:36 – Exorcising dog regularly until it dies; carjacker punches 83-year-old woman in the face twice; etc.
43:08 – Core Control Temperature Cooler
22:58 – UGK – “Wood Wheel”
24:48 – Sarah Evans – “Coal Mine”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
5:34 – Jonathan trying to sing Top 10 songs of 1986, as listed by Seth (J-dog can only sing 3)
33:38 – Seth gives Jah 12 make and models and Jah has to tell him which chassies align
49:52 – Jah’s funk rap:
Walking down the street just the other day / I see a blue pink panther coming my way / A fajita pita in his hand / Dreaded hair tied back with a rubber band / He blew me a kiss / Floated up to the sky / Then I looked into a mirror / And dived into the black of my eye / There I met a funky green worm / He gave me a map to the river of sperm / There I kick boxed with an armadillo / Then I woke up, I was punching my pillow / It was all a dream / But maybe that is the key / To the lock that stops us from prosperity
3:48 – Jah went to a camp with one of the Coors kids
32:00 – J-dog had tickets to the Bobby Brown/MC Hammer concert, was taking a hot girl but couldn’t go because people were getting stabbed for wearing Nike Air Revolutions
32:42 – Seth saw K9 Posse, Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer at the Worcester Center
59:12 – Jonathan’s dad’s review of the show: Seth is hilarious but J-dog is an idiot on the show – it works, though
3:37 – Pete Coors gets a DUI
18:55 – Haley Joel Osment flips his ’95 Saturn on the freeway (Seth: “There’s a rule in Hollywood: You can’t drive a car that’s older than the year you were nominated for an academy award.”)
9:40 – Seth reveals that he was born in 1973; Jonathan in 1977
20:49 – Lean recipe (promethazine w/ codeine, original Sprite, jolly rancher candy)
30:27 – Seth: “Think about it. Nicole Richey is on the Simple Life and she runs that convenience store on The Simpsons. It’s amazing how they have the time!”
37:30 – Jah incorrectly states that Tempe is the capital of Arizona. It is Phoenix.
39:12 – One lucky UYD listener will be entered in a sweepstakes to win $10. Jah changes the payment to $25 at 41:52
44:14 – Seth names the 5 things every person needs that, if they have, they can go anywhere in the world: Core Control Temperature Cooler, defibulator, chapstick, a pack of gum and a tampon
14:21 and 16:53 – Seth goes off on Neil Young and hippies: “No one’s getting impeached! Stop talking! … The 60s were like 50 years ago. Stop talking about the fucking 60s. You know why we didn’t lose any listeners? Because no one listening is 80 talking about the 60s. Woodstock man, smoke grass and peace and love. Peace and love sucks dude, you hippies. Put on Birkenstocks and get dirty. Get organic farming. Just do it for the people, empower people. Stop empowering people!”
58:18 – J: Jew? Is Brooks a jew?!!