View Episode 023
Originally aired 07.17.06
36:08 – UYD: He’s going in as a girl
10:55 – Saturday night on NBC, 8 to 11 p.m. – Miami Vice Undercover: they show the two-hour pilot from 1984 and bring the boys in to talk about the show; Shark Week is coming up on the Discovery Channel; Wednesday, July 26, F/X, Season 2 premiere of 30 Days with Morgan Spurlock.
19:36 – Prosopagnosia: Gives Seth an inability to recognize faces; he doesn’t even know who Jah is except by his voice and his gait
33:23 – Man runs into woods on routine traffic stop - caught with thousands of child pornography photos, neutral child, woman’s lips superglued together etc.
59:35 – If you take anything less than $25 you don’t get prosecuted
56:47 – Pay by touch; Heatseek browser
51:13 – Three 6 Mafia feat. DJ Paul – “Side to Side” (not dictated until 52:40)
47:51 – Tim McGraw – “Do You Want Fries With That?” (not spoken until 49:03)
38:55 – Steve Martin is sleeping with Dave Navarro. They met through Jason Schwarzman
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
0:36 – Two new foods have been created, which will Jah eat a lot of? A) North Carolina’s Sunny Skies Ice Cream Shop’s new flavor – Cold Sweat – features 3 kinds of hot peppers and 2 kinds of hot sauce; B) Pennsylvania butcher creates a peanut butter hot dog – 25-pound experimental batch sold out instantly … Jah chooses the hot dog, abandoning all of his personal ethics
38:50 – Seth: “Do you like Anne Heche straight or gay?” Jah: “Gay.” Seth: “Do you like Steve Martin straight or gay?” Jah: “Gay.”
30:29 – Untitled:
These paths have been walked before / Most likely by generations before ours / The beauty / The way things are / The way things are supposed to be / No sounds of industry / No sounds of misery / Or chaos / Simply the crackle of the shrubs and rocks / As my clumsy foot distributes the weight of my body / Awkwardly upon them
Seth: “Do you title any of these fucking things?!”
8:42 – Seth recalls taking mushrooms at Greatwoods and seeing Soul Asylum, The Spin Doctors and Gin Blossoms
12:20 – J-dog hanging out with Brandon Tartakoff at 9 years old. “He was a very nice gentleman, and he left us all too soon. This show goes out to Tartakoff.”
25:00 – Jah has been on a run of reconnecting with people from his past, primarily high school people. He runs into a girl they went to high school with (never intimate), but he had a crazy crush on her (still very attractive). They bring up another girl that Jah used to go out with; Jah says that she liked him but he wasn’t a happy person, and the hot girl said “Well at that point I think we all liked you.” Jah pleads with all high school female listeners to tell the weird dude they hang out with (who definitely doesn’t have a clue) that they like him. “If I had had any inkling…. I couldn’t believe it!”
43:58 – Once Seth was wearing Cavariccis in Nashua, N.H., playing Gallaga and someone told him what a MILF was. That was the last time he needed to hear that
3:33 – Oregon man sues Nike and Phil Knight because he looks like Michael Jordan
16:52 – Trucker driving cross country and killing prostitutes gets caught by walking into a police station with a woman’s breast in his front pocket
41:59 – This Week In Brazil: 9-year-old woman becomes the youngest documented mother in the history of man
0:00 – Contrary to what will be said on the show in Ep. 23, there will be an episode the following week
15:34 – Random song starts playing in the background
29:29 – Jah’s sister is getting married to Sean
29:44 – Jah is sweating so much because it’s burning up in Seth’s apartment
31:37 – Jah is part of a didgeridoo circle. “One of things we like to say is there’s didgeridoos, and there’s didgeridont’s. And I like to consider myself a didgeridoo.”
52:03 – Hip hop community not dancing anymore, so it will eventually get to the point where it’s just “Curl Your Lips! … Digest! … Just blink!”
13:09 – Seth goes off on Shark Week: “Dog you ready for Shark Week? No, I’m totally not ready to watch shitty shows about sharks.”
15:36 – Seth hammers Mr. T for having his own reality show: “Fuck you Mr. T, sir.”
43:40 – Seth going off on dudes who use the term MILF
57:17 – J & S go off on guy refuting the pay by touch: “I prefer my plastic; we’re all going to have a bar code on our neck in like 10 years.”
13:33 – Jah: “I think it’s really uncool of sharks to steal one of the four weeks that black people get every year.”
42:32- S: “Indian women get very horny because of the curry.”