View Episode 019
Originally aired 06.19.06
30:52 – UYD: We are UP-pressor men
47:29 – Floridia: You’ll bleed out
21:10 – Tuesday night, June 20, HBO, 10 to 11 p.m. on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel: “A Game of Years: The San Quentin Baseball Team” … Thursday night, June 22, TCM, 8 to 9:30 p.m.: Documentary on Billy Wilder … Saturday night, June 24, Oxygen, first original movie is on from 8 to 10 p.m.: Banshee starring Taryn Manning as Sage, a car thief who has stolen a Dodge Charger which belongs to a DJ/serial killer.
36:41 – Season Affective Disorder (SAD): Seth gets deep, deep episodes of depression that coincide with the season decrease of daylight. GlaxoSmithKline has created a pill to try to fix this
41:12 – Hollywood FL butcher dies in tow truck dispute over $2; 14-year-old girl boosts 26 cars worth at least $120,000 in one month; caregiver gets upset at woman with MS b/c she pees all over herself and douses her with bleach; etc.
17:16 – Shifting slightly off This Week in Scientology, Seth gives us This Week in Kabbalah, courtesy of Britney Spears: “I do believe that Kabbalah has codes to the world and all that.”
11:36 – OUT: Measles in Boston. IN: Lymes Disease
56:49 – OUT: Fundamentalist Latter-Day Saints. IN: Lohasians
24:03 – Bun B feat. Pimp C, Z-Ro, Young Jeezy & Jay-Z – “Get Throwed”
25:44 – Van Zandt – “Help Somebody”
19:23 – Perry Taylor is dating Blake Gottesman
44:19 - Hot bleach
4:45 – Jah tripping his balls off at a Dead show
40:26 – Albert Hoffman and LSD
40:35 – “Sugar Rush” – half a hit of acid and half a hit of Welbutrin XL and a quarter of a hit with Prozac mixed with milk, and it makes chocolate milk
28:09 – (Performed with a reggae beat in the background):
Crescent moon / Time to move soon / Now is the time for Babylon's doom / If I and I were given the chance / Love and righteousness we would enhance / Come and revolt in a new song and dance / We will only grow more in strength / For Jah provider we go to any length / Oh give I the power to push on true / Don't let them devils ever hypnotize you / With their works evil, but their plan is feeble / And with the love of Jah people we can make it all equal
Jah explains that you don’t use the word “oppressor” because it sounds like “up” and puts a positive connotation on a negative thing, so they choose to use “downpressor man.” (30:07)
4:41 – Jah saw the Dead play in Tempe, AZ – tripped his balls off on mushrooms, bought a bootleg ticket that they spotted, then bumrushed the fence and fell down into a mudpit of hippies.
6:00 – Seth was at Woodstock 2
13:20 – How many ticks has Jah pulled off his own body in his lifetime? At least 10.
54:11 – Guy behind Jah in line at Starbucks: “Yeah, I need a coffee. What are your sizes?”
1:44 – Girls at Arizona State University doing the “Arizona Double Dip” – get a Mystic tan, then immediately get on tanning beds and bake Mystic tan into their bodies
33:06 – New ringtone referred to as “mosquito ringtone” that has a frequency so high it will drive kids away from particular places. Kids can text each other in class without teachers knowing.
14:53 – Episode 19 is brought to you by Deet
16:17 – Seth flashes his Brady Bunch by citing Episode #53, “The Wheeler-Dealer,” and the original air date, Oct. 8, 1971. Jah confirms that Seth is consulting no text to state this fact
34:28 – Jah’s phone has rang 5 times since the show has started
55:25 – Seth ponders: “What’s more impossible? To never have been into a Starbucks or to never have seen Titanic?” Jah: “Categorically, Starbucks.”
1:00:28 – Jonathan announces the implementation of a voicemail for listeners
1:00:40 – Seth spells it out for the first time: H-O-L-L-Y-W-U-Y-D
18:21 – Seth slams Britney Spears
38:34 – Jah rams people for coming up with disorders that already mean something else. “Don’t call something sad S.A.D.!”