View Episode 018
Originally aired 06.12.06
1:00:51 – Seth: “Wear a seatbelt.” (another casual mention)
8:07 – Seth and Jonathan reference watching Plastic Disasters on HBO (Episode 017, 8:36) and didn’t think it was “off the Richter” as much as they wanted it to be. They mention Lucille, who had a face lift, a nose job and rhinoplasty, then went bananas and developed Body Dismorphic Disorder, which is also one of Seth’s Ailments.
31:49 – Seth let us know about the four-part series Metal, and is now letting us know about VH1’s 4-part series called The Drug Years that will air Monday-Thursday from 9 to 10 p.m. Episode 1: “Break On Through;” Episode 2: “Feed Your Head;” Episode 3: “Just Say No;” and Episode 4: “Teenage Wasteland.”
9:38 – Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD): Seth has an obsession with his appearance
38:33 – Mock crime scene for classroom ends up being actual crime scene, middle school teachers caught boning down in a classroom
36:34 – The Church of Scientology will attempt to spread its “Ignite Your Potential” message through racing in the NASCAR circuit, supporting a driver in his Ford Taurus at the Irwindale Speedway this summer.
56:59 – Stove Guard timer that shuts stove off when you’re out of the kitchen
51:26 – Young Dro – “Shoulder Lean”
50:18 – Brooks & Dunn – “Boot Scootin’ Boogie”
21:02 – Scott Foley and Tom Everett Scott are fucking
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
15:57 – Belmont Stakes – Seth tricks Jonathan by pulling a full Kevin Spacey-Kobayashi Coffee Mug-Usual Suspects up in his grill: “Turn around sir. There’s Hot Tracks! There’s Duke of Hazzard! There’s Joe Louis! There’s Gumball! There’s Sun Records! There’s Pitchfork! There’s Sun Records and there’s Magical Musical Thing!”
32:53 – Jah lets us know about the drug path: Hawaiian Ice to Crack to Heroin to Meth to Oxycontin to Cocaine to “Drop Dead” a.k.a. “Executioner,” “Flatliner,” “The Exorcist,” “Al Capone,” “Fifi,” “Teflon,” and “Diesel.” A deadly mix of Heroin and fentanyl
55:37 – Untitled … Seth titles it “Ultimatum:”
Two figures I know so well / Is the lust going to stay? / Time will tell / Four Marlboros and an Eighth / Not much to rely on anymore / But I will get better / I can't get any worse / Time to reschedule / Fade to black / Now the heat lamp is off me and on you
37:46 – When Seth was at the opening day of Passion of the Christ at the Arclight in the back row, he saw a man ruffling through his bag, then got up and left the bag under the chair. Seth thought of his mother, said a prayer and decided that it was all over for him
58:24 – When Jah was a kid, his dad was shopping for an RV, and the guy at the dealership told him a story about an Asian guy who spoke very little English buying the RV. After they explained cruise control with him, he drove the thing on the highway, went in the back and made himself a cup of coffee and crashed it
18:52 – A man has fucked a pony to death while two dudes watched
21:33 – Omni Magazine’s bold predictions made in 1979 (ex.: In a few years ESP will not be fiction – it will be fact. By the late ’80s, we’ll have cloned human beings.; A modern subway will carry passengers from NYC to LA in 21 minutes at a cost of $54. Top speed: 14,000 mph)
0:33 – QB for Tennessee – Jim Bob Cooter
27:10 – Seth elaborates on wanting to make out with Brangelina’s baby (“I would drench it in Pedialyte and mack on that baby for like an hour in the balcony at a mommy and me screening. Mommy and me? Mommy and YOU!”)
5:45 – Next week they’ll be talking about a kid who died in a Target parking lot outside of Detroit
26:21 – In 2036, Shiloh Jolie Pitt will be getting beat up in some alternative learning art school
28:23 – Jonathan: In 2036, America will be the second-most powerful country in the world behind a new country
35:19 – J: We’ll all have fentanyl IV drips and carry them around like an iPod
58:57 – J: RVs will simply drive themselves
13:29 – Some jerkoff creates his own disorder and gives it the acronym IED – not an improvised explosive device, but intermittent explosive disorder (the scientific term for road rage) Seth: “You couldn’t have named it like Complete Douchebag Syndrome? Yeah I’ve got CDS. Since when is being a douchebag a disorder?!”
24:17 and 28:42 – Seth going off on Omni Magazine’s wack predictions
25:06 and 28:58 – Seth going off on sci-fi fruits, robot guy from Dateline and all futuristic science nerds … “… You’ll be lucky if the robots treat you as a pet. The luckiest humans at least will be in a zoo for the robots. Shut up! Shut up with your X-men and your Bumbalore and your shit!! Let me tell you about the world – it’s exactly as you fucking see it!!! There’s no robots or spaceships or aliens or other fucking planets!! There’s this planet and you’re gonna die here and nothing else is gonna happen!! (Hey man, Battlestar Gallactica’s the best show on TV! Is it? The Sopranos is, you dumbass!!” (- 31:14)
37:20 – J: “That Jew driver is so good. I think the Jews are going to do it this year.”