View Episode 008
Originally aired 04.03.06
14:57 – King of Cars on A&E this week, starring “Chop”
16:19 – On Thursday April 8, HBO is airing a documentary titled All Aboard starring Rosie O’Donnell and her family on a 7-day Caribbean gay cruise; The Brady Bunch episode “Adios, Johnny Bravo”
33:21 – Brief rail on FL by Jah: “Will you stop Florida?! This is crazy!”
36:06 – Kid comes home from school crying to old man: “Dad, at school today, I was jewish.”
44:33 – Debut. College student spends 41 hours straight in a Des Moines Wal-Mart (Jah: “At least once a week, somebody dies inside of a Wal-Mart somewhere in America.”); mom buys DVD player with hardcore porn DVD already in it (49:28); “Boys of Provo”
7:58 – The second coming of L. Ron Hubbard is dropping on Hollywood with the upcoming birth of Tom Cruise’s child. Jah thinks it’s going to be traumatic growing up being a child in the creepiest cult/tax break/religion/Hollywood superpower.
30:46 – (called “Who’s the Worse Mom?”) A) NC mom arrested, except kids thought she was daddy – called mom’s girlfriend “mommy”; B) FL mom accepts $600 to let neighbor rape her 7-year-old son again
12:14 – Pimpstar rims
29:23 - OUT: Scrapbooking. IN: Digiscrapping
26:40 – Bubba Sparxx with the Yin-Yang Twins – “Miss New Booty”
24:24 – Gretchen Wilson feat. Merle Haggard – “Politically Uncorrect”
28:25 – Seth’s friend spots Chris Kattan and Seth Green at The Grove watching Inside Man, laughing and slapping in the balcony
0:40 – Jah’s story about a friend in school whose mom would always put wax paper in his sandwich on April Fool’s Day
1:56 – Jah’s story about his horrible Thai massage experience. The place was empty. The showers were freezing cold. He gets into a tiny room, a sweet little lady who didn’t speak a lick of English had him lay down, then she laid towels over every part of his already clothed body. He couldn’t hardly feel her hands. There was a bright light piercing his eyes the whole time, and he declares it “absolutely dreadful.” He did, however, get a boner twice in the midst of it
10:47 – The day Seth got to L.A., Jah took Seth to the Winchell’s on Rossmore and Melrose and said “Breakfast like a king. Lunch like a prince. Dinner like a pauper.”
52:53 – Babies in bars
54:13 – FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women – Jenny McCarthy is No. 7
54:58 – Matisyahu has some stiff competition on the reggae charts: Bob Marley (deceased) and Ziggy Marley
11:38 – Fire departments encourage people to change batteries in their smoke detectors when they change clocks b/c of convenient reminder – sound advice, just like the advice they received from their fan Dave
20:35 – Seth is the only person Jah knows who has a subscription to Playboy
22:01 – Buck Owens obit (former host of Hee Haw) – wasn’t feeling well and was going to leave Crystal Palace when a couple fans told him they came all the way from Oregon to see him. “If somebody’s gonna come all this way, I’m going to do the show and give it my best shot.” After performing whole show, he drove home and died in his sleep
37:00 – East Coast vs. West Coast terminology rehash: Water fountain vs. bubbler discussion, then into P.E. vs. gym class
39:48 – Bathtub that James Earl Ray stood in to shoot MLK Jr. has been sold on eBay for $7,600 to Golden Palace Casino
59:54 – Nothing would mean more to Seth if he could just figure out who the girl from Live Links is
8:22 – Jah on Suri Cruise: “That kid will be dead on Vermont and 6th with a dick in his mouth and a crackpipe up his ass by the time he’s 19.”
50:50 – Jah says that he will attempt to get a boner while watching the movie Boys of Provo
27:18 – Jah hammers Fergie for talking about female curvatures: “That’s gross dude, no, I won’t suck your lady lumps Fergie!”
38:56 – Jah blasts Florida school for telling kids they’ll know what it was like to be a European Jew in the 1930s because they can’t drink from the water fountain
53:16 – Seth and Jah reem NY Sports Club for their “Action Hero Workout”