View Episode 006
Originally aired 03.20.06
59:01 – FIRST MENTION! Seth slips it in casually.
TV Picks 8:28 – Tuesday night, Bravo, 9 p.m. – Jonathan Antin is back with Blowout; Jah’s favorite show, Wonder Showzen is coming back March 31
15:39 – (myspace.com/ateamhannibal) – Conspiracy movie theorists; Jonathan says he may cancel segment
14:39 – Spira Del Sol running shoe (www.spirafootwear.com)
11:55 – OUT: Vegan. IN: Freegan
19:54 – BG feat. Mannie Fresh – “Move Around” (Seth speaks one line)
20:45 – Keith Urban – “Better Life” (not dictated)
57:47 – Guy on a COPS episode – explanation why he doesn’t come to the door: “Have you ever heard the phrase ‘love is blind?’ Well you should try fear.”
22:13 – Seth’s friend was doing Street Wars, found D.J. Qualls and Rob Schneider playing mini golf on Sepulveda laughing, hugging and sharing a pretzel
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
55:27 – Seth asks Jah if he would rather sleepwalk, sleep drive or sleep eat after taking a crushed-up Ambien. Jah chooses sleep driving just so he can tell the story
32:07 – Marijuana drug ring busted in Oakland. Confiscated items bore labels that resembled candy, which is how they sold them so easily to kids: Jolly Ranchers or Stony Ranchers, Milky Way or Munchy Way, Kit Kat or Keith Cat, Coca-Cola or Toca-Cola, Peppermint Patty or Puffamint Patty, Pop-Tart or Pot-Tart
55:58 – Jonathan drove on mushrooms, peaking his balls out in his mom’s car. He had all the windows rolled down and he was laughing hysterically while his eyes were tearing. He looked up ahead of him and saw a bejeweled car through his glistening eyes, and it was a cop car that he was tailgating
3:26 – Jah got excited today because a fan of the show dropped an e-mail talking about how he liked the show and how he’s addicted to Black/White on FX. Jah replies with a 1-page e-mail thanking him so much for contacting them, and it turns out to be one of Seth’s old friends from college
5:18 – LA Marathon is coming up, the 21st. Seth will be there. There are 289 people who have run all 20 LA Marathons; they’re called “Legacy Runners” 25,000 runners in all
31:05 – Chicago police come to arrest man after having fight with girlfriend, hurls objects at cops including his own severed penis (Seth: “Junior Mints, a lamp, a potted plant, a Shamrock Shake and a cock. Take that!”)
33:57 – A 15-year-old boy whose followers believe he’s the reincarnation of Buddha has disappeared after 10 solid months of meditation in the jungles of Nepal. He has been sitting cross-legged and motionless with his eyes closed on the roots of a tree with no food or water since May 17, 2005. Jah thinks he got eaten by a Tiger or cut by the Chinese or he got up and went to find a Shamrock Shake
35:33 – Federal authorities seized 250 counterfeit $1 billion bills. The swindlers tried to convince the elderly victims that the notes were recovered from caves in the Phillipines where freedom fighters stashed them in World War II
0:15 – One of the longest gaps of silence (20 seconds) on UYD
2:53 – UYD is rising up the charts of Podcast Alley. They are just ahead of the podcast Youth Vibes but are still behind Treks & Sci-Fi
39:42 – zillow.com – put in any address/zip, get all history on property, etc.
28:55 – Seth: “If a child doesn’t bring roofies into a school this week somewhere in this country, we’re not doing another podcast.”
27:49 – Jah’s reaction to Miss Deaf Texas being struck by a train: “How do you not feel a fucking train coming dude?!!!” Seth: “Feel it, feel it, feel the train coming!”
57:44 – Jah and Seth make fun of a dude on Cops who gets busted in St. Louis: “Have you ever heard the phrase love is blind? Well you should try fear.”
3:04 – Seth: “What’s up now Jeezo?” … Jah: “One step ahead of Jesus, one step behind Shatner at all times. I’ve felt that way my whole life.”
44:33 – Jah: “Japan – they’re super perverted right?”