View Crazy Things Dudes Say While Boning Down
33:31 – Jah reads real-life quotes from girls UYD knows that have been said to them by dudes while boning down: “Oh my god, this is awesome. I can feel your warm guts;” “You ever been with a Mexican with a big dick like this before?” (and the dude had a tiny prick); “Scoot down. I like to look at my own balls” (dude was sitting naked in a chair while receiving oral sex with feet up but needed a visual connection); “(whispering) You wanna get fucked where you make brownies?”
1:03:23 – UYD gets some submissions from female listeners about crazy-ass things dudes have said to girls whilst boning down on them, first discussed in Episode 110: two girls were going down on each other in front of another dude (all drunk) and dude says “Yeah, do you like mouthing her slime?” and a little while later while fingering the one going down on the other, he says “You love this. Look at how slimy you are.” … another dude was locking eyes with the girl (“I’m doing this” eyes) while eating her out, and called her the next day and said “hey, remember when I was going down on you and staring into your eyes?” However, Jah admits that guys enjoy this when the girls lock eyes with them
0:59 – Jah dips back in to crazy things dudes have said to ladies whilst boning down. Jah was hoping he would’ve gotten more of them by now. Male listener calls in and says his girlfriend was going down on him, he looked down at her and said “you look like a monkey,” which didn’t go over so well.
34:12 – Continuing the segment of shitty things dudes have said to girls while boning down on them: “Come on, shut up and just hop on it!” … “I wish you had a ’70s bush. Don’t shave for a while.”
29:34 – Jah dips back into awesome things dudes do while boning down with ladies. Jah says that eventually they’ll keep doing it until a dude hears him say one and realizes it’s him, then UYD can link them up together. A few: One dude could blow himself (Jah admits he stopped trying when he was 14) and would cum in his own mouth, balancing on his butt, bent over with legs up, and having to rock back and forth. Girl said there were a lot of noises, and while he was doing it he would look over at her expecting her to be turned on by it. Another guy would simply repeat “Your vagina feels good” over and over again in a monotone voice for the second half of sex through fruition
52:34 – More crazy things dudes have said whilst boning down. Guy and a girl were in a casual sex relationship, the girl was falling asleep and he asked her to suck him before she went to bed, she said no half asleep, then realizes he has pulled a knife from between his mattress and box spring and is holding it up to her tit. She got up, got dressed and left. Jah thinks the dude had half boner rage and half rape fantasy
8:58 – Seth and Jonathan bring back this segment after a relatively new female listener of the show left a message for Seth. She was with a guy who had a small prick, they were having intercourse and she was totally not into it. She was giving him no signs whatsoever that she was into it in any way and was completely silent waiting for the affair to conclude, and he proceeded to whisper “Yeah baby, hold in those screams.”
21:38 – Jah wants to know if Seth got any calls. Seth confirms he received many calls. One nice Southern girl claims a guy she was with had the tiniest dick ever, and he would call at midnight and ask her to come over. The protocol was that she would give him a BJ, and during oral sex he would get very masculine and be like, “Yeah. Gag on it.” … Another female African American claims she had only had sex with black guys up until this point. This was the first time she was having sex with a white guy. It was also the first time this white guy had had sex with a black girl. Her skin color was of upmost importance to him. At different intervals, while hovering over her, he would repeat, “I can’t believe I’m fucking a black girl.” She says the intercourse was good, but also during the session he managed to mention “Beyonce” and “Zoe Saldana.” Afterward she thought, “I hope I never have sex again.”
22:07 – One guy looks a girl in the eye while fucking her and says in an Austin Powers accent: “Do I make you horny, baby? You know where that’s from?” … Another girl was dating a guy and everything was going relatively OK. The girl said her mom is very attractive, and her boyfriend at the time had acknowledged that in his own private time and had no problem, while having intercourse with her, to tell her, “I’m thinking about your mom” and also “I wish you were your mom.”
5:04 – An open invitation to keep these submissions rolling in via the UYD voicemail
1:03:34 – Seth re-requests to ladies to submit nominations for crazy shit guys have said whilst in the pursuit of trying to see the live twins.
22:17 – One girl calls in with this submission: She was out at a bar and saw a guy hanging out who she has known for about 6 months. She’s fond of him but had never hooked up with him. When she decided to leave he offered to walk her out and put her in a cab. They were chatting casually, and as he opens the door to let her in, the last thing he says to her is, “Oh and also – if you ever want to sit on someone’s face or something like that, just give me a call.” There was another one of a dude – just as they were about to bone – pulling out his iPhone and showing a picture of his prick and said “Oh yeah, how bad do you want that right now?”