Preparing your body for the chuckle dragon, National Weddings Month, Things Guys Say Whilst In/Around The Act, Bait Fans, naming Candlestick Park, 50 Cent will pay $1,000,000 to tweet his dick, never doubt Birdman, Taco Bell's 1st Meal, Shahs of Seacrest, 10 years of footage is uploaded to YouTube everyday, try to have Liam Nesson as your dad, buying flights six weeks in advance, Ask Jah, underwater sex orgies, Road Doggzzz: The Story of UYD, Alaska Airlines prayer cards, Canadian Psychonauts, 10 Years of Seth Sobriety, a spike in female gun owners, Bubba Watson is a millionaire, what would Tiger drive?, black cocaine, pro-social gossiping, endings are very powerful, cold urticaria, Conan the Barbarian is born and a request for "Things Dudes Have Said In The Pursuit of Live Twins".
UYD: Bait Life.
Reflections on Seattle, Miss Real America, Joe Biden's Super Bowl predictions, city hall toilet cams, the future of specialty foods, Korean is the new Thai, EMTs: The Fake-ass Police, Ameriica's cars have never been older, tripping in the pediatric ward, undercover Hell's Angels, so you think you can sing, National Blood Donor Month, predicting flu outbreaks via the web, Bruce Springsteen releases an album during peace time, Kia knows what men want, RIP Work It!, even just mentioning women's names makes men loopy, Burger King takes to the streets, 02022012, approaching 6 years of UYD, no time for camping, Ask Jah, a bean and cheese and heroin burrito, hyperlink to the cloud and Jonathan meets Axl Rose... twice.
UYD: Bulgogi is the new Pad Thai.
UYD Live from The Neptune Theater, Ask JahJah, the return of John Quinones, sex offenders on campus, Seth's Mom's secret booze address, Local Brews/Weed Names/Mind's Eye, Predictions for the Year 2000, drug talk, TSA findings, Seattle Craigslist findings, removing women from the equation, couples watching couples, 2012 Chinese Product Recalls, Hip Hop/Country Song of the Week, women's middle of the day emails, Lifetime's Saturday Night Movies, Seth in solitary confinement, giant hot air balloons, National Hot Tea Month, hands at 5 and 7, highly abused EMT's, competing for scarce women, Customer (Dis)Service, saying goodbye to cow-asshole Twinkies, getting grifted on cruise ships, bacteria covered workspaces, hating on 40 year old white female buddhists and Seth breaks a tooth.
Full swing in the Uno Dos, bring your switchblade and your grandkids, dirty stethoscopes, Ask JahJah, The People's Choice Awards, Red Hot Makeshift Peppers, working at 81, humping on Seth's end table, let's talk about germs, Oprah's Next Chapter, not wanting your Grandma to get fucked, The Snake Man of Appalachia, National Oatmeal Month, after a movie... never before a hunt, Johnson & Johnson will give your baby cancer, The Detroit of The Mediterranean, today's blogging tweens, double flushing women create an explosion of twiiiiiins, new study shows that men and women have different personalities, zombie honeybees, rainforest beetle pimps and we need vapor strobes.
UYD: Larva. Pupa. Imago.
The first show of the 2012 mindset, new fangled toothbrushes, no more raw-dog porn, redefining "Nanny State", National Bath Safety Month, death by neti pot, earning an Autoclave, dissecting the demo for Archie comics, barefoot motorcycle driving, Seinfeld makes another million dollars, UYD Live: Non-flat daddy status, Dear JahJah, over estimating your sexual appeal, Talkin' TV in '12, bringing back bloopers, moving coffins, nude weddings, sometimes OTC Theraflu, Missouri is once again America's Meth Capital and Zo-Zone: A Better Oxy.
Seth's Mom returns to spit mad heat, Almond Champagne and bath salts, Hotness Delusion Syndrome, early AM heart attacks, modern day bootlegging, non-multitasking iPad users, gender reveal parties, less ways to communicate/more communication, belly casting, tonic or soda, dungarees or jeans, pocket books or purses, grinders or subs, Hooters for children, dumping your dirty dish water out the window, Google Wallet, breast implant apps, drive thru funeral homes, internet eyes, porn for the blind, hacking your SSN, happy people die young, increasing allergens, airworthiness directives, sleepy gamblers and vacation travel facts.
Real friends/real talk. The depressing holidays are here, make your own nog, Felon Fitness, WiFi vs sperm, young adults passing time on the internet, National Rising Star Month, on the grind, Ask JahJah, Ins/Outs of Babysitting, the delicate balance of Wii Fitness, 2012 AVN's, A Return To Innocence, get on your sick days, Friday the 13th 02022012, sex offenders decorating their homes for Halloween, all coli is e-coli and teenage girls eating cookie dough. Stay alert.
UYD: Freeze. Hypnotize. Seed. Bake. Eat.
Crossing the 300 threshold, The Color of the Year, National Spiritual Literacy Month, 739,853 registered sex offenders, jackets mustaches and vans, Ask JahJah, nuns on the pill, nuns on the pole, Maum Meditation, has Jeremy Renner gone SciTi yet?, porch pirates, HBO says NO to Liev Schreiber, Friday the 13th 02022012, food trends for the new year, Gum-cosamine, Old Sex College, the lost generation, Brokakee BBQ, different bros per nation, untapped Iraqi teens, the olds rule the roads, A Virtual Dilemma: Killing 1 to Save 5, 3 1/2 degrees of Brad Pitt and the alien reveal.
No phoning it in for 300, lake debris, Grandma be horny and baby be sleeping, National BINGO Month, you can't win it if you're not in it, a season of re-gifting, JAH's Jewelry, Friday the 13th 02022012, The 5 O'Clock Funnies, injured exercising firefighters, Terminator Eyes, Moonshiners, be careful at the office Christmas party, olds on the internet with eclipse pedal error, Quorn, Dear JahJah, we need a new LoveLine, drink water and read Hustler, a decline in holiday cards, domino dick, sunwalking for 300, PETA Stamps, lumping all your chalky candies together, Whatchamacallit, celebrities and wacky voices are coming, who the fuck be Bones? and banning Scott toilet paper.
UYD: Whatever it is. Whatever it was.
'Tis the season for mistletoe, preemptive policing, BBB scam alert, one-on-one grifting, National Write a Friend Month, end of the year retrospectives, OUT: SCRUFF IN: GROWLr, Weed Wars, Tom and Katie got married, Beyonce's fake baby, the lightest material on earth, Friday the 13th 02022012, Seth talks about his knee surgery, Florida's unlicensed drivers, event boundaries, Ask JahJah, sports are for kids?, self-service key duplication, Chinese product recalls, redefining gourmet, making a food point, delivery charge is not a tip, college titties, S.L.O. and 6 years of UYD. Happy Thanksgiving/keep your hands clean.
Getting grifted at the 'bucks, an abundance of holiday gift ideas, severe hearing loss amongst today's tweens, an acorn famine, pizza is a vegetable, The Sexiest Man Alive?, Ask JahJah, sacrificable babies, most photographed food stuffs, $eth's Mailbox Money, Friday the 13th and 02022012, Life is Go, pronouncing clitoris, jail time for USPS bins, massaging the mailman, National Real Jewelry Month, slang words for olds to avoid, Grandparenting 101, Seinfeld talks cell phones, Robin Williams keeps talking, social media's about social media, new wheels for 2013, don't hitchhike and if you're not Gosling you suck.
UYD: Whitest Diapers in the Neighborhood
Seth shapes his body, muscle torture, National Child Safety Protection Month, thrifting with the boys, $50 boxed Thanksgiving dinner vs. the Four Seasons Thanksgiving buffet, more Million Dollar Mind Game, Dear JahJah, bro-drinks or ho-drinks, anticipated laughter fees, the best CGI performance, BLP: Bud Light Platinum, Jonathan meets Heavy D, rise of the postage prices, forever envelopes, reviews of Taco Bell, South Korea writes to UYD, Black Midnight, old helmets = new helmets, goodbye Dippin' Dots, writing to Sinterklaas, provocative bake sales, substitute parenting, Beverly Hills 02022012 and the importance of significant people and experiences.
The countdown to Christmas, The Freshman 2 1/2, more Million Dollar Mind Games, National Sleep Comfort Month, Friday the 13th 2012: UYD Live in Seattle, Reese and Ryan/Britney and Kevin are splitsville, back-up dancin' and droppin' seed, getting ready for a new Sexiest Man Alive, kids who play outside can see better than nerds, Dear JahJah, California Cops and Queers, things get a lot more better on Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, leveraging a rice crisis, 73% of the world doesn't have the internet, Dearborn Muslims, Knights of Mayhem, The Juggalo Gang, rebooting your spending brain, the dangers of surgical fires, protecting against bed bugs and spider bites, don't let chaos get you down, a pube trimming incident, Deephouse Chopra Tweets and Jonthan reactivates his phone.
Spring forward. Fall back. Amniotic 4 Loko, manmade nightshades, Vernon Kay's Million Dollar Mind Game, the link between soda and violence, National Peanut Butter Lover's Month, hacking Uncle Eddies, Bloomin' One-ion, Leno: Comedy Murderer, Deep Search Capabilities, Matthew Perry's glass houses, teachers and students mistake medicine for candy, Hands on a Hard Body: The Musical, the transsexual assassin, JR Smith tweets from China, get your logic on, Lady gets mad political, Tony Romo's baby on the way, new White House petition tech, Dear JahJah, Grandmas on the internet, a fine line between cyber-pranking and cyber-bullying, UYD chain letters, second hand television, slight of mouth, unbeaten children on antidepressants, the celebs come out in November, embed that UYD player and peep your Horoscopes this week. Rinse - reduce - think globally - fuck locally - repeat.
Dear Jonathan, you're allowed to observe and comment under your own roof, same sex attractions amongst heterosexuals, pill mill parties, raw opium rackets, Can I Recycle...?, Rick Ross' relationships are doomed, congealed energy, National American Pharmacist Month, Rite-Aid BioSphere, Chinese product recalls, everything is an ankle breaker, flying by bonfire, Tragedy at Nun Picnic, adults only tanning beds, Let's Go Again with Gigolos, planning a Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleader wedding, Ask Rustyt79, let go and let God, Hugh Jackman Tweets, Arthur Rhodes gets a ring no matter what, Steve Young gets paid no matter what, Occupy Hobart, like... saying like and get a full 8 hours of rest each night.