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pu - Mar 31st 2009 @ 07:31 pm

i prefer a nice, clean: “Are you reading this?”

This may be the purest craigs list one liner. <bow>

...cum race to Thai ladyboys.

Swordfights a must (In Christopher Walken voice)

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“Baptize this chocolate pussy.”

Fuck, I can only remember the ones from the vids, I need to dip back into the old episodes.

Though nothing will beat
“Fuck me like a pornoslut in pumps, I need man-warmth”

“Shout about this cock!!”

“Teaching each other how to jack off the right way”
“Let me put my baby soft hands on your ancient tool and we’ll see what happens, I bet I can make that derick find oil. “

“I call it twin jets”

I’ve given a thousand girls facials, now I want one

haha

This cock will bring you to tears

You could be a Kohl’s model…

“I said you had the talent to be a Kohl’s model. I lied, you could probably land yourself in a far classier advertisement…like the Boston Store underwear section.”

If you motherfuckers don’t have a favorite Craig’s Lists One Liner, you aint true UYD, recognize, remember, reply; UYD:recognize, remember.

Regards

Floyd

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dossier surendettement

Sniff my rod through these cotton briefs.

New favorite:

Judge this dick.

its all about “slide your cock out of those khakis and knock the dust of that bro pussy”

“I need a father who will ‘dick’tate what this guy cunt will do.”
“Can I call you Guy Cunt from now on?”

Slap my face with it, try gagging me (good luck with that

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