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roommates r the pits.
anyone?

alright alright alright…
see he’s moving out and i am so stoaked because i get the 2bedroom apt for 466/mo with free basic cable.

roommates are always the worst.  they build character.
one of my roommates told me i had gray hairs coming in and i told her to shut the f up and wax her unibrow. i mean, she wasn’t even saying it to be rude. but hey, that was my insecurity.
i had a college roommate who always kept the curtain drawn and watched ‘e!’ i never went to the room.
another one in college used to put stuff on her aol like, ‘i’m out partying while my roommate is studying. stupid jerk.’ i moved out on thanksgiving wknd without telling her.
roommates are the worst.

yeah character. i think he might have read this thread too oops.  let him then make an account and say whether or not.

i am only stronger.

My roomate is my wife and kids… Does that count for anything?

Your rent is crazy cheap!

free for all

MelRose - May 10th 2010 @ 08:14 pm

roommates are always the worst.  they build character.
one of my roommates told me i had gray hairs coming in and i told her to shut the f up and wax her unibrow. i mean, she wasn’t even saying it to be rude. but hey, that was my insecurity.
i had a college roommate who always kept the curtain drawn and watched ‘e!’ i never went to the room.
another one in college used to put stuff on her aol like, ‘i’m out partying while my roommate is studying. stupid jerk.’ i moved out on thanksgiving wknd without telling her.
roommates are the worst.

once in college i moved out over christmas break without telling my roommate.

he would come home after class and take his sweaty shirt off and hang it on his bedpost. then the next day he would do it again. and again. and again. he’d put so many shirts on the bedpost they’d start to slide off. it’d be like 10-12 shirts, almost identical plaid shirts, stacked on the bedpost… smelling like minnesota sports boy.

The Seth tells us to get some sleep. Well I can’t right now because of this guy. I don’t get any peace of mind because he constantly LURKS. Gollum! Gollum!...Gollum!

i am never living with another DUDE again… its THEEEEEE WOOOOORRRRRSSSSSTTTTT

its sweet when my neighbor from the mean streets of Chicago tells me “yeah i was down here earlier today and yo roommate took a long minute to answer the door.. when i got in here it smelled like he was havin sex wit himself.” fuckin fuck.

my neighbor is cool.

ch1zzuh - May 11th 2010 @ 07:05 am

once in college i moved out over christmas break without telling my roommate.

that’s awesome that you did that too. did you take anything of value?

I took our rug, and my roommate, the one that always watched ‘E!’ took my remote to the tv.  She won, that pissed me off so bad. I think she gave it back to me the next semester, but I’m still mad so I can’t think clearly about that.

So many roommate stories, but I don’t want to crowd the scene.

Chizzuh, my heart goes out to you homey.

ch1zzuh - May 11th 2010 @ 07:05 am

its sweet when my neighbor from the mean streets of Chicago tells me “yeah i was down here earlier today and yo roommate took a long minute to answer the door.. when i got in here it smelled like he was havin sex wit himself.” fuckin fuck.

 

dudes be gross

My best friend had to move in with me during high school because his parents had to move to a tiny town like 3 hours away for a job his dad got, and since he went to private school and had a car, our families agreed to let him live with me and my family for his senior year. It was awesome because we’re best friends and were hanging out any time i wasn’t with my girlfriend, now wife, and it was a lot of fun.

I lucked out because we knew each other so well, that we never got on each other’s nerves.

The only bad thing is that we had a three bedroom house. My room, my brother’s room, and my parents room, which meant that he and I shared a room. It was 13’ x 10’, and we had two queen sized beds, an entertainment center with tv/xbox/etc…, and a book shelf.

Yeah, there was maybe a foot wide path around the beds, and that’s it.

It was cramped, but it was amazing.

On another note, he later moved into a house with our other two friends afterwards, and now they don’t even speak. That was bad…

I had a roommate back when I was a young adult. Until I found shit in the tub one day.
I asked “Why did you shit in the tub?”
“How do you know it was shit?” my roommate replied.
“What do you mean, how do I know it was shit?” I responded
“Well, it was really small” my roommate answered.
“How do you know it was small?” I inquired
“You first” my roommate challenged
“I smelled it.” said I
“It was mine.” said my roommate

Roommates are the worst, now I have a kid, she shits in the tub too.

MelRose - May 11th 2010 @ 07:09 am

ch1zzuh - May 11th 2010 @ 07:05 am

once in college i moved out over christmas break without telling my roommate.

that’s awesome that you did that too. did you take anything of value?

I took our rug, and my roommate, the one that always watched ‘E!’ took my remote to the tv.  She won, that pissed me off so bad. I think she gave it back to me the next semester, but I’m still mad so I can’t think clearly about that.

So many roommate stories, but I don’t want to crowd the scene.

I owed him five dollars and I was supposed to burn him a copy of Tony Hawk Pro Skater II for Sega Dreamcast. Needless to say, he never received either. I took it as dumb tax.

for short - May 11th 2010 @ 08:07 am

I had a roommate back when I was a young adult. Until I found shit in the tub one day.
I asked “Why did you shit in the tub?”
“How do you know it was shit?” my roommate replied.
“What do you mean, how do I know it was shit?” I responded
“Well, it was really small” my roommate answered.
“How do you know it was small?” I inquired
“You first” my roommate challenged
“I smelled it.” said I
“It was mine.” said my roommate

Roommates are the worst, now I have a kid, she shits in the tub too.

i don’t know if any of you remember my little adventure with the “pissy pillow” from a few months ago?...  the one where i made the insane videos..
http://uhhyeahdude.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/1155/

shit’s been building up since day one and i do not know how to deal. all i can do is let it get to me and then REGULATE like an asshole. i kind of feel bad for flipping out on him last night but also i don’t because hes a grown ass man and he needs to learn to get the hell out of the apartment once in a while so as to prevent his crazy cross-threading roommate from spraying bacardi in his face.

bardley - May 11th 2010 @ 07:53 am

My best friend had to move in with me during high school because his parents had to move to a tiny town like 3 hours away for a job his dad got, and since he went to private school and had a car, our families agreed to let him live with me and my family for his senior year. It was awesome because we’re best friends and were hanging out any time i wasn’t with my girlfriend, now wife, and it was a lot of fun.

I lucked out because we knew each other so well, that we never got on each other’s nerves.

The only bad thing is that we had a three bedroom house. My room, my brother’s room, and my parents room, which meant that he and I shared a room. It was 13’ x 10’, and we had two queen sized beds, an entertainment center with tv/xbox/etc…, and a book shelf.

Yeah, there was maybe a foot wide path around the beds, and that’s it.

It was cramped, but it was amazing.

this is a feel good story.  i like it.

for short - May 11th 2010 @ 08:07 am

I had a roommate back when I was a young adult. Until I found shit in the tub one day.
I asked “Why did you shit in the tub?”
“How do you know it was shit?” my roommate replied.
“What do you mean, how do I know it was shit?” I responded
“Well, it was really small” my roommate answered.
“How do you know it was small?” I inquired
“You first” my roommate challenged
“I smelled it.” said I
“It was mine.” said my roommate

Roommates are the worst, now I have a kid, she shits in the tub too.

Thank you for this.

One of my roommates was this super booksmart valedictorian knowitall type that was so fucking verbose and passive-aggressive, man! Her flavor was to send emails about shit, and these would be fucking novella length. She would repeat things over and over and deflect everything off and away from her like she’s The One.

I haven’t seen nor heard from her in a few months, perhaps a year, then an issue with the damage deposit from our old place comes up and here’s what she has to say (edited for privacy, sort of);

Hey Adam!!! <my awesome ex roomie>
Hope that you are doing well!!! What are you up to?!! How is the weather back in Canada?!
As for the damage deposit:<Time for business…>
I cannot recall the exact amount but I did get our damage deposit in August shortly after I left Blankwood as that was nearly two years ago (I tried looking at my bank account for the deposit as it was a cheque but my records don’t go back past 2008 <My free account from the shitty bank does, bitch liar.>) However, I can say with certainty that at the time of our collection Landlord was refunding only our two deposits (Other-hot-roommate-Wolf-used-to-fuck and I) and gave us part of what remained of Other-ex-roomie and Other-other-ex-roomie (which I believe was around 100 dollars) because he told me that he’d have to hold on to the rest as Wolf was still staying on and he’d sort it out with Other-other-other-ex-roomie when it came to that. The thing of it is that Fuck-Buddy and I paid our deposits in August 2006 and then Wolf and Other-other-other-ex-roomie paid later on when they moved in so the money that was refunded to Fuck-Buddy and I would have been from that original deposit and shouldn’t have had any connection with the money left by Other-other-other-ex-roomie or Wolf and then much later by you. When I got the damage deposits it was simply the money that Fuck-Buddy and I had invested since we were at that point signed off the lease (that was the end of the lease-term for us) and Landlord was retaining the deposits that Wolf and Other-other-other-ex-roomie had (I told Other-other-other-ex-roomie to call Landlord about getting his refunded as well) since Wolf was still living there I didn’t ask for nor receive any money for his portion. I then devided the deposit I received evenly between Fuck-Buddy and I. Agani, I do recall that it was inflated slightly (I seem to think about an extra 100 dollars) from what we gave as damage deposits only because neither Other-ex-roomie nor Other-other-ex-roomie requested or received their damage deposit. I do remember thinking that if we had received their deposits (Other-ex-roomie and Other-other-ex-roomie ) it would have been more but we figured that they forfeited their deposits as they did cause damage in the house and didn’t pursue the matter further with Landlord . So, if Blankmont is saying that Other-other-other-ex-roomie and Wolf were refunded three hundred each in error that would certainly be the money you should have recieved. The money I was given was the deposits only for Fuck-Buddy and I as we were the ones leaving the lease and Other-other-other-ex-roomie was going to talk to Blankmont to get his separately. In fact, now that you mention it when I was chatting with Other-other-other-ex-roomie after he had moved out and asked if he received his damage deposit when he told me how much he got I distinctly remember thinking that it was more than double what I received! I would definitely have another chat with Blankmont because if they admitted to giving an extra six-hundred dollars out “in error” they would be liable to return that money to you. I hope that helps, sorry that I do not know the exact amount we were given!! Blankmont should certainly be the ones to repay you though since it sounds to me that the error was caused by them giving out that extra six hundred to Other-other-other-ex-roomie and Wolf and certainly since the money Fuck-Buddy and I received back would have been from the original deposit from 2006 and should not have been connected to the money left when the lease was adjusted to add Other-other-other-ex-roomie and Wolf or even later to add you.
ttfn
~Insufferable bitch
P.S: Let me know if there is anything else I can do, I am a bit limited being on the other end of the world but I can always try my best!!

Does anybody have any idea what she is trying to fucking tell me!? Replace the names with your friends names to make it more relateable and understandable, if that’s even possible. The situation is not even that complicated! Fuck-Buddy and Bitch took the Other-ex-roomies deposit which Adam was floating on and now he owes Blankmont money, which isn’t right.

It fills me with rage just posting about it!

Oh right, I forgot! She replied to her own message, ten minutes later;

summary: It sounds to me that Blankmont messed up along the line and the bottom line is they are liable for fixing that.Bank error in your favor! Collect 600$!> If they paid out your damage deposit incorrectly that is their error for sure and they should most definitely fix that. I would think they would be legally responsible!! Again, I really wish I could rememer how much we (Fuck-buddy and I) were paid and I do recall it being more than we had thought it would be but that when I spoke to Guy about that he said it was from what was left by Other-ex-roomies (and possibly the other Other-ex-roomie) because I did call him to confirm because I was thinking perhaps he also refunded me Other-other-other-ex-roomies money at first.

WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING, AGAIN?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

for short - May 11th 2010 @ 08:07 am

I had a roommate back when I was a young adult. Until I found shit in the tub one day.
I asked “Why did you shit in the tub?”
“How do you know it was shit?” my roommate replied.
“What do you mean, how do I know it was shit?” I responded
“Well, it was really small” my roommate answered.
“How do you know it was small?” I inquired
“You first” my roommate challenged
“I smelled it.” said I
“It was mine.” said my roommate

Roommates are the worst, now I have a kid, she shits in the tub too.

sort of janky but… watch it anyway

WolfGL2814 - May 11th 2010 @ 07:36 pm

Oh right, I forgot! She replied to her own message, ten minutes later;

summary: It sounds to me that Blankmont messed up along the line and the bottom line is they are liable for fixing that.Bank error in your favor! Collect 600$!> If they paid out your damage deposit incorrectly that is their error for sure and they should most definitely fix that. I would think they would be legally responsible!! Again, I really wish I could rememer how much we (Fuck-buddy and I) were paid and I do recall it being more than we had thought it would be but that when I spoke to Guy about that he said it was from what was left by Other-ex-roomies (and possibly the other Other-ex-roomie) because I did call him to confirm because I was thinking perhaps he also refunded me Other-other-other-ex-roomies money at first.

WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING, AGAIN?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

it sounds like she has the same disease my roommates always seem to have.

ch1zzuh - May 11th 2010 @ 09:19 pm

for short - May 11th 2010 @ 08:07 am

I had a roommate back when I was a young adult. Until I found shit in the tub one day.
I asked “Why did you shit in the tub?”
“How do you know it was shit?” my roommate replied.
“What do you mean, how do I know it was shit?” I responded
“Well, it was really small” my roommate answered.
“How do you know it was small?” I inquired
“You first” my roommate challenged
“I smelled it.” said I
“It was mine.” said my roommate

Roommates are the worst, now I have a kid, she shits in the tub too.

sort of janky but… watch it anyway

Broccoli Man? You need to stop drinking dude. Also, did you piss on your roommates pillow? You crazy drunk, I love you.