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i originally posted this idea in ep.202, but here my plan:

Its awards season (globes and grammys and the like), and I think that we ought to honor our devoted dancecast with some awards of their own!

My nomination for Best Seth Story: the cop/seatbelt story
My nomination for Best Jah story: the hulk/dog chasing story (a close tie with the more recent bank lady/check flip out)
Ny nomination for Best Energy Drink: Diet Pepsi Max (RIP)
My nomination for Best UYD Slogan: UYD: No more sex bunkers

Other categories? Nominations? Bring. It. On.

I’d like to nominate:

- Seth at LEAF for Best Seth Story,
- Jah’s rubber throat incident for Best Jah Story, and
- “UYD: Killing Baja Freshes since the ’80s” for Best Slogan.

Just a few of my favorites…

Best Seth Story:  Seth eating Cheetos and watching the crappy warm up comedian of the Half Hour News Hour.  Seth steals mail from Jay Leno.

Best Jah Story:  Vag flash at the dog store.  Jonathan meets John Popper.  Jonathan steals a bag of weed from a man who lived in a teepee.

Best Energy Drink:  Blow

Best Slogan:  More Pixar, less bukkake.  Loud pipes and clean needles.  Full pubes, no license.  Soul boners.  Eyes, hearts and cocks.  We do not draw from the same well.  Never look a rasta in the eye.

Best Jah Story: Mis amigos en Benjamin Hill
Best Slogan (tie): Drowning in bitch juice.  Baby cockfights.

best jah story: grinding to female bodybuilders or climbing in bed with parents at 16 w/ j-dog sr. on the phone

best seth story: definitely when the magazine add for SPIKE scared him at 3AM. so, so good.

best energy drink: cocaine. that episode was incredible.

best UYD slogan: UYD: Thick smile

Best Seth story: Bum rushing the Micky Jackson estate auction / hollywood halloween whippets & car crash

Best Jah story: Hulk eye dog rescue / John Popper harmonica tutorial

Best drink: cocaine

Best slogan: UYD: we wreck fools / UYD: Fisticuffs or Sistafriends

my votes:

seth story:  Leaf crazy lady

Jah: i personally like the one where he has a crazy night involving some old rapist friends (ep. 133?)

Drink: cocaine

slogan: my favorite has always been Twin Jets. It says so much yet uses the least words.

Is Leaf the restaurant where Seth doesn’t talk?

Not only is that the best story, it is also the best mystery of all time.

Antininja - Feb 2nd 2010 @ 12:24 pm

Is Leaf the restaurant where Seth doesn’t talk?

Not only is that the best story, it is also the best mystery of all time.

Are you talking about the mystery of him not talking ?
I guess he just started writing his orders down so people wouldn’t fuck up his warps.
Pretending to be a mute was his way of not letting the workers feel incompetent.

Seth @ Leaf

Jmac55 - Feb 2nd 2010 @ 01:27 pm

Antininja - Feb 2nd 2010 @ 12:24 pm

Is Leaf the restaurant where Seth doesn’t talk?

Not only is that the best story, it is also the best mystery of all time.

Are you talking about the mystery of him not talking ?
I guess he just started writing his orders down so people wouldn’t fuck up his warps.
Pretending to be a mute was his way of not letting the workers feel incompetent.

Seth @ Leaf

UYD: don’t fuck up my “warps”

Jmac55 - Feb 2nd 2010 @ 01:27 pm

Antininja - Feb 2nd 2010 @ 12:24 pm

Is Leaf the restaurant where Seth doesn’t talk?

Not only is that the best story, it is also the best mystery of all time.

Are you talking about the mystery of him not talking ?
I guess he just started writing his orders down so people wouldn’t fuck up his warps.
Pretending to be a mute was his way of not letting the workers feel incompetent.

Seth @ Leaf

Did they say that on the show? If they did, I am not paying close enough attention.

Jmac55 - Feb 2nd 2010 @ 01:27 pm

Seth @ Leaf

Awesome.

Antininja - Feb 2nd 2010 @ 02:03 pm

Jmac55 - Feb 2nd 2010 @ 01:27 pm

Antininja - Feb 2nd 2010 @ 12:24 pm

Is Leaf the restaurant where Seth doesn’t talk?

Not only is that the best story, it is also the best mystery of all time.

Are you talking about the mystery of him not talking ?
I guess he just started writing his orders down so people wouldn’t fuck up his warps.
Pretending to be a mute was his way of not letting the workers feel incompetent.

Seth @ Leaf

Did they say that on the show? If they did, I am not paying close enough attention.

I wasn’t on the show. Weck cleared it up for me a while back.
streaming UYD interview 2006
The interview is from “The W weekly”.

55inch - Feb 1st 2010 @ 08:28 pm

Full pubes, no license.    Soul boners. 

+1 on these and everything 55inch said

Seth: I think the same Leaf story as Weck- “Meet Mrs. Romatelli”, right?
Jah: “Jonathan, Hot Chick, Jeezo, Campfire.”
Slogan: seriously, guys. How can you pick outta all those gut-busting gems?

Seth: touring the Scientology museum.
Jonathon: dinner with the random guys who don’t a- don’t know jerky boys and b- hasn’t seen goodfellas.
Favorite drink: large coffee with 2 shots of espresso.
Slogan: UYD, full pubes, no license.

Keep this going. This is actually very helpful to us. If you can include any episode # info (for the purpose of pulling clips), that would be great.

Thanks!

Seth: Face full of exhaust pipe
Jah: I’m a RASTA HOW DARE YOU!
Favourite drink: Adshot soy machiato.
Slogan: Yesterday’s news tomorow.

Seth: Seth’s bitchin’ summer
Jah: Foiling an LA Jewelry thief who almost ran his friend over
Drink: Gotta be Cocaine
Slogan: UYD: Vocal Humpers

I definitely think you should add best product: Extreme Pringles gets my vote.
“these pringles don’t TAKE orders.”
“So i can’t order them? Can i eat them?”
“NOOOOOO FRUIT! They don’t take orders!!!”

Best Product: The Cuchini