Great Western Forum

James Cameron is a great original writer, are you down with UDP?, Seth visits the male man doctor, satellite TV in 1979, the world’s first sex robot, $1,000,000,000 cruise ship, Paranormal Activity is about as scary as Open Water, follow-away burglaries, shitting at Starbucks, Sarah Palin was in the mix, Jonathan talks about rape, Vegas Undercover, sexual abuse in juvie, the 2010 sexual census, take the Naval jackets off our Surgeon Generals, Scientology’s personality test, the country crumbled when Gus Van Sant remade Psycho, TV’s literally trying to kill you, YouPorn: extreme home edition, man on man harassment is on the rise, deporting all Iranians and thinking about the movie 300.

UYD: Reading out of context.

The Na’vi Blues, ABC News Video Vault, USB VCR, Roxxxy the Robot, Paranormal Cops, Senator Obiden, The Hansen Files: Vegas Undercover, The Surgeon General, Travolta in From Paris with Love

Best thing that ever happened: when JDog said, “50 dicks resting on a face.”  I laughed so hard I almost crashed my whip.

35 minutes in… one of the funniest episodes in a while.

MARSHMALLOW!!!

This episode was hysterical. I laughed so hard when they were talking about the sexual partner census
“YOU’VE SEEN 50 LIVE DICKS!?”

Very solid ep.

That’s so fucking wack that Amir had to move to Toronto.

When the 100 million dollar version of Roxxxy only costs 1000 bucks & everyone has one, people are gonna love their robots and only produce kids in two ways: 1. through carefully planned mating exchanges, selecting partners for genetic qualities and 2. through Craigs list Punk’d-type shenanigans like that a$$ in Wyoming who sent a lunatic to his girlfriend’s place. Thanks for the preview UYD.

Best episode since Seth talked about his HORDE show days.

Nah, fuck it, it was way better.

I want a vampire child.  Why can’t I have it?

I agree, very solid ep. I was laughing so hard people thought I was insane.

Best ep in a long time. I laughed so hard I crashed my bike!

Why does Roxxxy look so jacked up (i.e. like Joan Jett with an extra chromosome)?  I meannnn…by all logic, sex + science/robots = unstoppable awesomeness.  They’ve got to be able to do better than this janky creepobot.

My mind nearly exploded when I watched the video of that creator fingering the gash of his hideous sex robot.

The more I look at that Roxxxy pic the more my penis retracts into my body ... could you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, forgetting it’s there cos you’re half-asleep and just seeing that face staring at you ... yikes.

I wonder how many people will get Naavi Roxxies made.

Even more strange to me than the low numbers for “averages sexual partners” is the fact that the numbers are so different…

Like…

The ratio of males to females in the population is about equal, which means either there’s a lot of people lying, or a lot of guys are having sex with each other….

Ever hear of a thing called sluts?

YOU’VE SEEN AND HELD ONE HUNDRED DICKS??

So, is anyone going to start the “How many men you’ve been with, ladies?” poll?  (pun not intended…)

Would it be a private poll?

Lolol.

For the sake of statistical accuracy, I think the boys would like that.

The Sexual Census 2010

For the Fellas

For the Ladies