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My 20 y/o son is home from college. He’s a great kid, attactive and well-liked, but he’s also never had a girlfriend. I think he’d have more confidence if he could lose his virginity by getting wild with an *older* woman. I’m sure he’s super horny; from looking at the socks and towels in his room, I think he’s going for a masturbation record. You should be attractive, but I’m open to different ages and body types.

I will not participate, but I would like to invite you over under the premise that we know each other. I’ll leave you alone after that and we can let nature take its course. He really is terrific and handsome, so this should be fun for everyone. Safe play only.

What can I offer you in return? Well, if breaking in a kid is all you’re looking for, then we’re all set. If you want more, I’m bi and considered quite a MILF. I could fool around with you separately if there’s mutual attaction, or perhaps we could entertain a male friend of yours. The possibilities are endless!

Solid gold

Pure

If I could have been sure my mother would be so loving towards me, I would have remained a virgin through college. I wasn’t so sure, so I had to go get my own. Man those were the days. :D

I think we just found out who is mommin the hardest…......

The reality is she’s probably either completely turned him off sex or totally raging for balls.

on the other hand ...

Mom looking for man that can’t dance but has a thin penis to seduce her virgin daughter while she watches and gives instructions.

Hooray!

A little while back an older female co-worker brought in her daughter’s graduation pictures. In a recent vacation to Scotland her daughter met and fell in love with a young man. He followed the daughter back here to Canada and they are very happy together, planning to get married. The daughter has very big boobs but otherwise there isn’t too much to mention.

The mom, now “partnered” with a former police officer lesbian lady, was asking me about photoshoping a couple of the graduation photos. Whenever she says “partner” I always wonder if this makes her kind of a police officer as well, in some parallel universe or bad sitcom kind of way. So about the photoshopping, she’d seen my work on a co-workers Christmas card last year. Originaly it was of a fat woman holding her pet chihuahua up in the air and touching noses with the dog. I was able to edit in a slightly larger dog with its ass aimed in the opposite direction, aiming at her lovingly upturned nose.

Anyways, the lesbian mother started to complain about the young Scottish man who had made his way into a couple of the graduation photos. The Mother said that she would like to be the one in the picture, standing there lovingly holding her daughter in place of the young man. I was a little stunned as she said “Can you help me with that?” My response was “You mean with Photoshop or ... Psychoanalysis?”

She kicked me in the balls as hard as she could and I dropped to the floor. My heart was pounding and blood started to spray out of my ears and eye sockets. I vomitted really hard two or three times but eventually managed to stand myself back up. Then I went back to work because my coffee break was over.

L8R

^^^ Hey Asshole get your own blog! TLDR